WAYNE ROONEY WANTS TO HAVE LOTS OF CHILDREN

LOONEY ROONEY

Published on Mon 16 June 2008 by Mopsa

WAYNE ROONEY WANTS TO HAVE LOTS OF CHILDREN

Watch out, the world. Wayne Rooney wants to procreate, and more than once, with new wife Coleen McLouglin. Coleen and Wayne recently enjoyed their understated £5m wedding on a £40m yacht and now it's over, he wants to start a family...

Wayne said:

"I’m from a big family so I like the idea of that. I’d like three or four if we could."

But we've seen the state of his family.

Coleen, however, isn't so keen. Besides, she's got lots of shopping and things like that to do. She said:

"I’d like a big family but I think until you’ve had one child you can’t really tell how many you would like."

In other words, none. We're sure a pet will make do for now. It'll probably be a lot cuter too. And possibly easier to train.

COLEEN MCLOUGLIN, WAYNE ROONEY, WEDDING, CHILDREN, FOOTBALLER

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COMMENTS

		dearlord on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Shrek babies!
		jacobsdad on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Epic cunt. Should concerntrate on the football the cunt.
		BlartMonster on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Fucking hell. Mr & Mrs Thick procreating. Why should Mensa tremble...
		libertyvalance2008 on Mon 16 June 2008 said... Fucking cro-magnon man
		fire_islington on Tue 17 June 2008 said... you need a stool sample and an exorcism to set foot off of british soil, yet this biohazard-to-civilization duet are allowed to breed??? flippin' heck.
		BustySinclair on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Please God don't let them breed
		kwebb on Tue 17 June 2008 said... He is stupid, ugly, and has those glassy blue Herberty eyes that only come off council estates. But HER! AGHHHHHHH. "I jos spok to la judges and dey like one of yerz". She turns up in a blacked out limo to the place people film her program and people mob her and cheer(?!) Yeah - well done love - well done for being good at spending money in shops. I should have my own show too.
		libertyvalance2008 on Tue 17 June 2008 said... Ive just noticed... his head is twice he length of hers
		strangelad on Tue 17 June 2008 said... I can't think of a better excuse for sterilisation based on IQ size.