Colleen's Guests Are Cake-Takers

Coleen McLoughlin recently celebrated her 21st birthday with a huge bash in a very posh part of the Wirral, then spoiled it all by inviting her and Wayne’s feral family to roam around, spitting, rutting and making the place look untidy.

The residents of genteel Thornton Manor were terrified to see the two families pitch up like a horde of travellers with a light drizzling of bling.  Each guest was given a classy iced cake as a memento, featuring a picture of Coleen, a small ‘silver-type’ platter and a two-inch decorative box, so that the souvenir could be kept for all eternity (warning Best Before End of April 07).

The Happy Shopper Posh is therefore devastated that one of her guests would be crass enough to have their cake and then sell it on eBay.  Within 16 hours of the party ending.

So how much for this spongy piece of celebrity history?  Saatchi is sure to get involved in the bidding as the Getty Museum stare silently at their computer screens whilst tracking the item in ‘My eBay’. 

So far, the magnificent sum of £5 has been the only bid.  And that’s probably from some member of Coleen’s family who wants a matching pair to display on the MFI mantelpiece.