VIN DIESEL TO BE THE NEXT TERMINATOR

I'LL BE (BEHIND YOUR) BACK

Published on Fri 05 October 2007 by IanMcShane

VIN DIESEL TO BE THE NEXT TERMINATOR

Vin Diesel is attempting to salvage his nose-diving career just before it hits the ground and is clearly so desperate for work that he'll do anything, even signing up for 'The Fast And The Furious 4'. Now there are rumours that he will play the Terminator in 'Terminator 4 : It Can't Be As Bad As The Last One, Surely?'.

Vin (never one to bother the ladies) will attempt to fill Schwarzenegger's famously gropey boots on the film set by playing the robot sent back in time to trot out tired catchphrases and drive about a lot before being killed. Then coming back to life and being finally killed properly, right at the end. Or is it dead? Who cares?

So Vin will be able to make good use of that gravelly voice and those lovely big muscles, perhaps bringing his own lavender-scented soundbites to the role, such as "Ooohzi, nine millimetres" and "Give me your coat, your trousers and your boots. They're simply DIVINE!" and "Hasta la fista, baby!"

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COMMENTS

		BadMonkey on Fri 05 October 2007 said... Are you insinuating that our Vinny-boy is a bandit perchance.
		MrsMoon on Fri 05 October 2007 said... i think Vin telling us in that pic he's cut down to two fags a day...
		dandyboy on Fri 05 October 2007 said... Or else he's thinking that even for him they just smell of shit that bit too much...
		minjeeta on Fri 05 October 2007 said... Has anyone ever noticed... You never see Vin Diesel and Boy George in the same room.
		Alright on Sat 06 October 2007 said... I hope isn't as bad as the last one. When I watched it, it was quite an empty cinema, me and my girlfriend sat down to watch the film, so far, so good, or passable, the film is a bit shite, anyho I digress. During the film, a group of chav girls entered late, and then decided to walk around the cinema texting there mates or talking to people they reconginsed. Anyway, I was getting annoyed, then the chavs spotted a group infront of us, they knew them, and went over to them, and during the climax they started talking really loudly so they could be heard. I got fucking annoyed, I kicked the chairs behind. 'Alright, excuse me I didn't pay £3.50 to listening to your pointless bollocks, do me favour and fuck right off, go on.' So they tutted at me and decided to leave, but just before they left one of them turned to me and said, 'actually it £4.50.' Fuck you bitch, thats what I should of said. I hate that film.