VICTORIA BECKHAM'S SOLO SPOT IN SPICE GIRLS CONCERT

CATWALK OF SHAME

Published on Tue 04 December 2007 by IanMcShane

VICTORIA BECKHAM'S SOLO SPOT IN SPICE GIRLS CONCERT

So, when it comes to the solo spots on the Spice Girls tour where they perform the highlights of their original post-Spice career, the girls can proudly point out their achievements and some real solo career success. Melanie C managed to resist her obvious attraction to Bryan Adams' big old 'inside of a Maltezer' face for long enough to record that risible duet. Bunton and Brown toyed with the charts for a short period, like a toddler confronted with a shiny thing, but soon losing interest.

And Geri? Ah Geri! She did her best, bless her. 'Mi Chico Latino Isla Bonita Ripoffa' was never going to keep her in Shih Tzu's and personal trainers for the rest of her life. Not even Reebok trainers, to be fair.

What can we expect from Victoria Beckham? YouTube clip after the jump...

Well, there's that scintillating single she produced called 'Out Of Your Mind', which was Dane Bowers' mental state when he agreed to take part. It's a real low in his career. So here's how Victoria addresses the difficult solo spot where she could showcase her singing and dancing.

To be totally fair, wriggling that cadaver along the catwalk like something from 'Mars Attacks' whilst lapping up publicity is pretty much a fair representation of her post-Spice work to date. Lazy, horrible, yet ultimately forgettable.

Spice girls, Mel C, Emma, Geri, Mel B, Victoria, Dane Bowers, Bryan Adams, Mars Attacks

pass it on print article

LA DOLCE VITA!
POINT BREAK 2
NEWSMOUND
AMY COURTHOUSE
MISCHA PARIS

OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
A SQUINTER'S TALE
MAD AND MAX
THE MENTAL AGE OF MIMI
HAIL TO THE TEETH

COMMENTS

		Dollydagger on Tue 04 December 2007 said... Well what did you expect? A fairer representation of her post-Spice "work" would have just been sick. She could hardly gobble Beckham's knob in front of all those kids now, could she?
		JiggeryCock on Tue 04 December 2007 said... Still pulling the 'gormless pouty stare with gimlet eyes, whilst peddling the sink-estate vision of 'posh' schtik', huh?
		Dubbadubbadubba on Tue 04 December 2007 said... 'Fifth Best Spice Girl'? Bit generous, isn't it? Personally I'd vote for the one who left before they became famous. No idea what her name was, what she looked like or if she could sing, but how likely is it that she could be worse than this oxygen-stealing hag?
		dandyboy on Tue 04 December 2007 said... In the pic she looks like she's at Marilyn Manson's funeral. Or wedding.
		WinkyWankyWoo on Tue 04 December 2007 said... It's been said before but worth saying again....what a total waste of space!!!
		MrsMoon on Tue 04 December 2007 said... People cheering seeing Posh Spice walking? I would of been cheering if it had been Stephen Hawking...why, oh why are all these people in that building still alive?
		Lil on Tue 04 December 2007 said... Considering the money they have, they look so haggard.. Especially Ginger Spice, she looks about 50... time she filled some of those crusty wrinkles shes spent oh so long creating. Fucking give it up - HAGS.
		Lil on Tue 04 December 2007 said... Giving a new meaning to the word "pebble dashing"
		HalfdeadFred on Tue 04 December 2007 said... hat the fuck is wrong with her face? the moon has a smoother surface
		dandyboy on Wed 05 December 2007 said... Lil, Ginger looks about 50 because she is...