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Victoria Beckham's former fashion partners, Rock and Republic, stick the boot in

The Selfish Jeans

Victoria Beckham's former fashion partners, Rock and Republic, stick the boot in

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There's one thing you can't accuse Victoria Beckham of, and that's being cheap. Until now. Actually, it became clear she was pretty cheap a while back, but now it's official.

Victoria fell out with the producers of her previous denim line, Rock and Republic, in a bitter dispute and the company refused to allow her to use the iconic crown logo (sewn onto the arse pockets of the jeans) in any future designs. Undaunted, Victoria decided to use the highest quality products possible and forge on with her huge head and career.

After spying Victoria's latest 'designs' under the new label dVb (a logo that looks like a pair of testicles framing a vagina, all very apt for the designer and her husband), Rock and Republic has decided the time is right for revenge.

"The new Victoria Beckham range appears to be seriously over priced for a line made, unlike other premium denims, in China out of a cheap fabric. Whatever Victoria learned from Rock and Republic appears to have been lost," the company commented.

Oh Victoria! Using sweatshops to inflate your already impossible to spend in one lifetime wealth? If you had any idea of the concept of shame there would be an unseasy feeling in your hollow little belly now.



COMMENTS
pondscum on Fri 22 June 2007 said...
UGLY,UGLY,UGLY. Not even with LD's manmeat.
on Fri 22 June 2007 said...
I would quite happily slap my cock on her forehead and then shart in this vapid, grotesque harridans overly botoxed face. Hopefully she'd cry. Bitch.
Nutkins on Fri 22 June 2007 said...
Who in their right mind would want to wear a pair of that bitches jeans? Cunts!
PowderKeg on Fri 22 June 2007 said...
That fucking clone in bb would be only too happy to fork out 200 quid to match this hideous human copycat richer.
Sundaeg1rl on Fri 22 June 2007 said...
One size fits all...unless your BMI is over 16
Vileman on Fri 22 June 2007 said...
I fucking told you they were being made in a sweat shop. She is tighter than a ducks butt.
on Fri 22 June 2007 said...
I'm liking your work Harlequin....but I'll see your cranial cock tap with a pair of arabian goggles and raise your face kacking with a boston pancake. FACE!!!!!
DickMarsh on Sat 23 June 2007 said...
Im in a god fucking awful mood right now and cant do anything about it..........LD hit the streets and shiv me a few fucking charvers.
on Sat 23 June 2007 said...
Do they not have pikeys in Holland?
DickMarsh on Sat 23 June 2007 said...
Sure, but it was late and I thought you'd relish the chance to get a few extra burburry scumbags of our (your) streets
on Sat 23 June 2007 said...
I've got a new quarry now Dick, these so called nu-ravers!!! *twiches* They don't put up as much of a fight as the chavs, but it's still rewarding...
DickMarsh on Sat 23 June 2007 said...
My eyes are starting to itch now, im gonna go and sharpen a spoon handle
on Sat 23 June 2007 said...
Solo-bukkake?
themong on Mon 25 June 2007 said...
I would gladdly shit stab her for ten mintutes and then take a dump on her face before she wakes up
Vileman on Mon 25 June 2007 said...
themong, if you can stab a woman's shit for 10 minutes without waking her up you've either got a very small stabber or a predeliction for corpses. Or are you trying to imply that she has a rather cavernous asshole?
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