Loos Angeles

Despite the fact that David was born and spent his formative years in London - before moving to Manchester in his early teens - it's the oppressive and moody Spanish capital he'll miss most, Victoria reckons, hence the Mediterranean details, such as dark wooden furniture, woven rugs and Moorish plasma TVs.

Going out on a spindly limb, Victoria is also considering hiring a Spanish chef and creating a 'siesta room', where David can have a quiet nap of an afternoon.

So, all that's missing is a nice LA version of Rebecca Loos that he can screw while Posh turns a blind eye and hammers the shops on Rodeo Drive.

I believe Courtney Love is at a 'Loos' end these days.