Victoria Beckham to co-host US chat show

View and Loos Army?

Published on Mon 30 July 2007 by IanMcShane

Victoria Beckham to co-host US chat show

Just as her husband, David, childishly refuses the offer of a guest appearance on 'The Simpsons' because the show made a gag at his and Rebecca Loos expense four years ago, Victoria Beckham is to be given a two-week trial on America's biggest chat show, 'The View'.

The View recently acrimoniously parted company with Rosie O'Donnell, a self-righteous, opinionated idiot and one side of a long-running feud with Donald Trump. Now here comes her replacement, almost the same but 12 stone lighter.

The programme is the inspiration behind the UK's 'Loose Women', a show so successful it's kept Colleen Nolan and Chris Evans's first wife in work. No really, it's that good.

So who's to be the first guest on Victoria's show? None other than Paris Hilton. Christ, you can here the inconsequential squawking already, can't you? If only she'd followed David's example ~~of flouncing off in a fit of juvenile pique and thinking he was above a show as big as The Simpsons~~ and given television a miss. Oh well, I expect her interview style will be a bit like this.

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JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
LOHAN FOR GOLD
SHERLOCK BONES
SOUR CHILD O' OZZY'S
NEWSMOUND

DIRTY DAVID
LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
PAPA DON'T BLEACH
JOLIE HARD LIFE
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP

COMMENTS

		DOGPAS on Mon 30 July 2007 said... dumb fucks...., both of them..., so a film awaits...... "DUMB (SKINNY ANOREXIC) & DUMBER (I AM A FOOTBALLER BIGGER THAN THE SIMPSONS.....)
		DeirdreChambers on Mon 30 July 2007 said... They remind me of that cartoon 'Pinky and the Brain' except without the brain... so more Pinky and Perky then!
		MrsMoon on Mon 30 July 2007 said... ...please send her to Chuck Norris to get her head kicked off her body...
		Mungo Shuntbox on Mon 30 July 2007 said... oh fuck he's wearing my fave Top Gun/Hot Fuzz style mirror shades which means instead of me looking like a cool retro individual, all the fucking tattooed and gelled mipmops will now be sporting a pair so they can look like Becks, and I will loose my individuality. I'm goona fire up me Tomcat, strafe him, then have a comedy slo mo gun battle with him set in a small market town. Plagiaristic chump!
		papers on Mon 30 July 2007 said... Dave-boy has a job, i.e. kicking a football around - but what of poor Skele-toria. A task worthy of her talents must be found. Acting - no, singing - no, shopping - yes, being photographed continuously - yes. Though the last two could hardly be called careers. Talk show co-host?. I can imagine what bonehead questions she would ask - that is if the whole thing isn't scripted for her. You're welcome to the pair of them, America, we certainly don't want them back.
		yourmumspimp on Mon 30 July 2007 said... Dear god that would be like having a pineapple kicked up you arse. Maybe we can offload some other useless cunts on there, Anthea Turner, Nadia Sawahla, Tess Daley and any cretin from living tv. At least they've got a penchant for shooting twats like that over there, I would think the police will draw them a fucking map after the first episode.
		Marshfield on Tue 31 July 2007 said... The fact is she will set herself up as the voice of Britain. Now does British female want to be represented by this odious, cretinous, loser has-been? Apart from Chantelle, I can't think of many. Of course Vicky's parts will be scripted, but it could be worse, hey could have considered Davina McCall for the role, that really would have been a show-ending disaster. I also think that David might come along to that first show to give moral support to Victoria, and also to try and spend a couple of minutes ( or should that be inches) in Paris.