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Victoria Beckham spends $500k on a glorified cupboard

You know you've got too much money when...

Victoria Beckham spends $500k on a glorified cupboard

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US rag In Touch magazine reports how eagerly and pointlessly Victoria Beckham has been pissing her dimbulb husband's money up the wall. No wonder the Spice Girls reunion is on the cards. Home furnishings can be a bitch.

"Victoria designed a $500,000 closet for her new L.A. home," the magazine reported. "It supposedly features a leather floor, Baccarat crystal chandelier, $80,000 Andy Warhol shoe print, a computer that tracks when she wears items of clothing and a camera to give her a 360-degree 'cat scan' of her outfit before she steps out."

For fuck's sake. She can save some money on the 360-degree camera action too. A Post-It with "You look like a Russian hooker" would be just as effective.


COMMENTS
Ingrate on Wed 27 June 2007 said...
A piece of paper like this?
Geoff Wode on Wed 27 June 2007 said...
DickyM - would you like to insert the insult of your choice here ya snivelling fucktard? Its been a full five minutes since you mentioned/fantasised about me ya festering cocknard.
RayReardon on Wed 27 June 2007 said...
I am truly sick and tired of this particular cunt....
Sundaeg1rl on Wed 27 June 2007 said...
I want to see stories of David Beckham installing a glory hole. Then I want to see photographic/video evidence.
Vileman on Wed 27 June 2007 said...
But who would you expect to be on the 'receiving' end of the glory hole, him or her ?
DickMarsh on Wed 27 June 2007 said...
Tom Cruise
DickMarsh on Wed 27 June 2007 said...
or Geoff
on Wed 27 June 2007 said...
I'm behind her in that picture and have just popped my middle finger through her sphincter. She tensed up a bit at first but I gave her a rabbit punch and she relaxed. That picture was taken just as I got knuckle deep. What a trooper.
Vileman on Wed 27 June 2007 said...
Is the arab strap for her benefit or do you always wear one?
themong on Thu 28 June 2007 said...
I would fuk a russian hooker who looked like that
Vileman on Thu 28 June 2007 said...
You'd fuck a Russian hooker who looked like Jade Goodie.
JiggeryCock on Thu 28 June 2007 said...
I thought that was probably you goosing our Vikki LD but whose the Kray-twin lookalike musing between prostate massage or just a plain buggering, behind you?
DOGPAS on Thu 28 June 2007 said...
A leather floor is very practical, when David is fucking the au pair/assistent it will be easier to clean up the cum/fanny batter...., I assume this is why he's agreed to pay for the 360 degree camera thingy..., that's what I'd use it for.....
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