Victoria Beckham shares her diet tips for the Spice Girls reunion
Five Become One
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Published on Tue 03 July 2007 by IanMcShane
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Victoria Beckham shares her diet tips for the Spice Girls reunion |
It's unlikely that Victoria Beckham will be leading the harmonies on the Spice Girls reunion tour, so what is she bringing to the party apart from her lollipop head and the copious hair coating her cheeks?
Of course! She'll be in charge of the diet and exercise regime, despite the fact she totters about like the skeletons in 'Jason and the Argonauts' - scary, angular and very difficult to kill.
A source close to the group (who must right now be swallowing that cyanide pill lodged in her teeth) said: "Victoria has told the girls her secret to getting in shape is 200 sit-ups a day and a diet of edamame soya beans, strawberries and lettuce. She is determined to make sure the reunion goes well because her image in America is important to her."
Or in other words, she's going to kill the others so she can have all the attention.
The tour is a massive 11 dates long, but by the time they reach Buenos Aires expect Posh to be the only one left on her feet. Mel C will have simply evaporated, only Emma Bunton's fat face will remain, Geri will be wrapped around the microphone stand like a long grey slug and the only visible sign of Mel B will be a massive arse and a honking sound crying, "Edd-eh! Edd-eh! She's your beh-beh!"
Of course! She'll be in charge of the diet and exercise regime, despite the fact she totters about like the skeletons in 'Jason and the Argonauts' - scary, angular and very difficult to kill.
A source close to the group (who must right now be swallowing that cyanide pill lodged in her teeth) said: "Victoria has told the girls her secret to getting in shape is 200 sit-ups a day and a diet of edamame soya beans, strawberries and lettuce. She is determined to make sure the reunion goes well because her image in America is important to her."
Or in other words, she's going to kill the others so she can have all the attention.
The tour is a massive 11 dates long, but by the time they reach Buenos Aires expect Posh to be the only one left on her feet. Mel C will have simply evaporated, only Emma Bunton's fat face will remain, Geri will be wrapped around the microphone stand like a long grey slug and the only visible sign of Mel B will be a massive arse and a honking sound crying, "Edd-eh! Edd-eh! She's your beh-beh!"
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