VICTORIA BECKHAM SAYS THAT ONLY GAY MEN LIKE HER NOW

HOMO-SPICE-UAL

Published on Wed 14 May 2008 by roryk

VICTORIA BECKHAM SAYS THAT ONLY GAY MEN LIKE HER NOW

Her singing career aside, you can always rely on Victoria Beckham to be able to see the truth of a situation. And so it is that Posh has come to the realisation that only gay men like her. In completely unrelated news, isn't Posh spending a lot of time with Tom Cruise lately?

Posh said: "All the men that like me are gay. It's true. I have a really strong gaydar. I do love gay men though."

Perhaps that's why she likes David so much, as that Armani ad with him all greased up in his pants is one of the gayest things since George out of 'Rainbow'.

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COMMENTS

		ScarletVonFist on Wed 14 May 2008 said... Who is she kidding, I dont know anyone or anything that fancies that stringy bit of flesh called Posh, the only thing she is good for is resting a pint on those ridiculous airbags of hers!
		CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 14 May 2008 said... Does this mean she gives David one up the arse with a strap-on, then?
		darkfung on Wed 14 May 2008 said... I'd pay to see that, Captain Cuntflaps - you c@nt !
		dan on Wed 14 May 2008 said... Why would a gay man like that? She looks like a gonk on a stick. If I really fancied her I'd buy a gonk. And a stick.
		framey on Wed 14 May 2008 said... Deluded cow...it's cos she doesn't look like a woman.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 14 May 2008 said... Thanks for the kind words darkfung - I try my best!
		theycallmestephen on Wed 14 May 2008 said... do gay men like her because she makes them realise why they aren't straight??
		Kitty on Wed 14 May 2008 said... She looks about 48 in that pic, and the lazy eye is coming on a treat. Gay men fancy her, yeah rite.
		gaylord on Wed 14 May 2008 said... I feel I can speak for any gay man when i say we all hate you you fuck ugly good for nothing CUNT. There i think that cleared that up.
		gaylord on Wed 14 May 2008 said... I feel I can speak for any gay man when i say we all hate you you fuck ugly good for nothing CUNT. There i think that cleared that up.
		DickyM on Wed 14 May 2008 said... The years of trying to look like Audrey Hepburn have finally paid off. In that pic she looks like Audrey does now.
		veisner1 on Wed 14 May 2008 said... Gay men like her? I thought nobody did. Hm. They had her on celebrityprayerlist.com for that very reason not too long ago.
		Scylla on Wed 14 May 2008 said... Christ almighty, gay men get a bum rap for so fucking much it just isn't fair. It kinda sucks to think that they're gonna take the blame for this vacuous cunt staying in the press long past her sell-by date when we all know the reason she's still plastered everywhere is cos 19 Management either pay skads of money to the paps or they've got nasty vids of newspaper editors doing things to pet poodles.
		Scylla on Wed 14 May 2008 said... And I forgot to mention, for someone who's shelled out Christ only knows how much money on her face, she is really horribly unattractive.
		blaxa on Wed 14 May 2008 said... What's that? Botox? Mummification?
		thingymabob on Wed 14 May 2008 said... i think its a ploy! as she knows nobody likes her...a propa orrilbe cunt
		Kitty on Wed 14 May 2008 said... I agree Scylla, she is incredibly plain.
		rachael on Thu 15 May 2008 said... that picture seeks me to wonder why she is considered good looking. HEr skin is apsolutaly appalling I mean she has got to be the most uggliest celebrity in the world right now period! David beckham is fucking blind! wake up David wake up now your wife is UGLYYYYYYY not good enough for you you need someone up on your level you have gone down to the graveyard shift, GO fuck EVa Lengaria NOW!
		rachael on Thu 15 May 2008 said... look at HER SKIN IT IT SO BAD RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIVES and SAve your eyes mine are stinging right now ohhhhh the pain
		DISORGANISED on Thu 15 May 2008 said... I see the formaldehyde is working a treat on that walking corpse
		thundachick on Thu 15 May 2008 said... i asked a gay mate of mine if he likes ms becks and he said "NO..shes a scabby old coat hanger" tough shit, vic..no-one apart from youself likes you..jog along, you deluded old munter.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Thu 15 May 2008 said... I see she's going for the Nefertiti look - her skin looks like it's been soaked in natron for eighty days.
		Soulflower on Thu 15 May 2008 said... Hairy face posh.