Victoria Beckham: Grade 'A' At Something

Shocking reports are emerging from the set of Victoria Beckham's new TV show for NBC. It seems, and hold onto your hats here, Victoria is a bit of a bitch. A grade 'A' bitch, to be precise.

The phrase "rude attitude and arrogant behaviour" has been bandied about, not to mention Victoria flouncing from location to location, refusing to do anything that might make the series interesting (i.e. speak to members of the public, smile).

The producers are concerned that the finished show might be somewhat dull, as every time they suggest an interesting scenario, Posh collects up her bag-of-bones torso and heads off in the opposite direction, believing that the US public will find nothing more fascinating than a hairy-cheeked skeleton quacking her way through a lettuce leaf.

Actually, here's hoping the show is a huge hit in the US. We don't want the pneumatic-knockered twat back.