STOP RIGHT NOW! STOP!

The jurors in the inquest of Diana, Princess of Wales were given a rare treat yesterday on a trip to Paris; an appearance by Victoria Beckham in full-on 'look at me' mode. The jurors were touring various sites relating to the death of the real princess, and naturally, the Ritz Hotel was on the itinerary.

Their visit was common knowledge, so the street was cordoned off so that the jurors in three buses could inspect the hotel and surrounding streets in some form of privacy, which played right into the Spice Girl's bony, hateful hands.

Hundreds of photographers, onlookers and three bus loads of jurors were treated to the sight of Posh taking full advantage of the cordons as she strode slowly past the world's press.

Posh 'just happened' to be staying in the hotel, you see, and felt that she had to leave 'just when' the crowd was at its height and the all important paparazzi were present but contained by barriers.

She then ambled to an underground car park and set off in a limousine. Unfortunately, that's where the similarity to the last journey of the princess ends.