TOM CRUISE SET TO CHEER UP DAVID BECKHAM
FIRST THE GALAXY, THEN THE UNIVERSE
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Published on Tue 23 October 2007 by IanMcShane
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TOM CRUISE SET TO CHEER UP DAVID BECKHAM |
Poor David Beckham! He must be so miserable. His team, the LA Galaxy failed to make the playoffs at the weekend (no, I have no idea either) so it basically means his season is over while he still sits on the sidelines with his latest injury, proving that even £25m a year can't make you happy, though I'd imagine his team are even unhappier after their financial outlay on a man who is exceptionally good at sitting on the bench until he needs a few weeks off due to splinter damage. What a bargain he's turned out to be.
Cheer up, David, because Tom Cruise has entered the atmosphere in a small space cruiser powered only by his ego and massive sense of self-righteousness. And he's swooped down on the Earth to show you a real good time!
Cruise tolerated the humans at the film premiere for 'Lions For Lambs' at London, England's Leicester Square, where he snarled his other-worldy thoughts towards BBC Radio Five Live.
"We will go out and fly some airplanes or race some cars or something like that. I'll talk to Victoria and see if she's all right with that. But we'll have some fun."
Hah! Airplanes? They'll be buzzing the nose of Xenu in a engram-powered fighter if Tom has his way. Why, by the end of the holiday, David will be a dead-eyed zombie ready to tell the world exactly whatever someone else tells him to say.
Oh, hang on...
Cruise tolerated the humans at the film premiere for 'Lions For Lambs' at London, England's Leicester Square, where he snarled his other-worldy thoughts towards BBC Radio Five Live.
"We will go out and fly some airplanes or race some cars or something like that. I'll talk to Victoria and see if she's all right with that. But we'll have some fun."
Hah! Airplanes? They'll be buzzing the nose of Xenu in a engram-powered fighter if Tom has his way. Why, by the end of the holiday, David will be a dead-eyed zombie ready to tell the world exactly whatever someone else tells him to say.
Oh, hang on...
David Beckham,
LA Galaxy,
Tom Cruise,
Radio Five Live,
Lions For Lambs,
Leicester Square,
Victoria Beckham,
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