TOM CRUISE IS ASKED TO BE GODFATHER TO J.LO'S TWINS

RISKY BUSINESS

Published on Tue 08 April 2008 by roryk

TOM CRUISE IS ASKED TO BE GODFATHER TO J.LO'S TWINS

So who would you pick to look after your offspring in the sad event that something untoward should happen to you and you should perish before the fruit of your loins reach adulthood? You would choose someone grounded and reliable and caring but not overbearing, wouldn't you... Not if you're J.Lo...

She has apparently asked prize mentalist Tom Cruise to be godfather to her and Skeletor's newborn twins.

A source said: "Tom is delighted. Marc wasn't sure if it was a good idea to have a Scientologist as the kids' godfather, especially as he and Jennifer are both Catholic. But in the end Jennifer managed to convince him to agree."

It probably wouldn't take too much to overpower Skeletor – one little shove from J. Lo's ample rear would probably be enough to break Marc Anthony in two.

Jeez. Let's hope that nothing happens to J. Lo or the little blighters will have a fate worse even than being brought up by her...

TOM CRUISE, GODFATHER, J.LO, TWINS, jennifer lopez, marc anthony

pass it on print article

WALK THE BANK
MEAT THE BEATLES
YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANNA BE MY LOVER
THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
IS THIS THE GREATEST NAME IN THE WORLD?

IS IT ANY BLUNDER
HBO NO-NO
OWN GOALY MOLY
NEWSMOUND
HELP PROTECT DOLLY PARTON'S 'MOUNTAINS'

COMMENTS

		dearlord on Tue 08 April 2008 said... dear lord
		DickyM on Tue 08 April 2008 said... Did she refused to have her photo taken, so they had to use a waxwork model ?
		Filthybird on Tue 08 April 2008 said... This woman is a fat hateful no talented cunt
		ChunkyMunky on Tue 08 April 2008 said... And I bet Xenu's barged in as godmother too! They could even have an escort of 8ft high lizard creatures to carry the children from the ceremony!
		thundachick on Tue 08 April 2008 said... ha!..emme is probley already lined up to be one of cruises future robot wives..
		RoyKeane on Tue 08 April 2008 said... Oh God, No