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Tom Cruise hires a cinema to watch films alone

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Tom Cruise hires a cinema to watch films alone

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Tom Cruise obviously doesn't care who he annoys now he's a High Priest of Scientology. What's the worst that could happen to such a powerful man? Well, he could die and discover the afterlife isn't the creation of a ropey sci-fi author and charlatan on the run from the law.


Tom is demanding that he be allowed to watch films alone in his local cinema in Telluride, Colorado. Is this to avoid autograph hunters, or just a ploy to watch films on the big screen, whilst he sits in his underpants, respecting his cock and eating his popcorn?

The locals are annoyed. The Nugget Theatre is the only cinema in town, so if Tom is there, the rest of the populace can't get in.

Tom's solution? Rather than build his own screening room, he'd rather spending $2000 a day to rent it out all for himself.

And so starts the first Intergalactic Reich, not with a bang, but with some pick 'n' mix and a large Pepsi.

COMMENTS
Bunglist on Thu 26 July 2007 said...
i'm still waiting for the day that Dawson climbs up to the window to find his bird fucking a midget.
Bunglist on Thu 26 July 2007 said...
woman in background doing her best blowjob face
scaryclairey on Thu 26 July 2007 said...
NICE SIDE PARTING. cunt.
MrsMoon on Thu 26 July 2007 said...
shit at acting, shit at religion, shit at being heterosexual...
DOGPAS on Thu 26 July 2007 said...
jesus........, he trully is a alien lizard god fearing money wasting egotistical beckham befriending fucked up little midget of a cock swallower
Ingrate on Thu 26 July 2007 said...
This is great, I think he's pissing people off for the sake of it at this point
on Thu 26 July 2007 said...
tosser
HalfdeadFred on Thu 26 July 2007 said...
more like prick n mix
JoMama on Thu 26 July 2007 said...
Fair dues I hate this cunt, but fuck it, money talks! I remember a story about Frank Sinatra buying a postal workers building in Chicago because they complained about the noise his helicpopter made when it landed on the roof opposite, and everyone thinks that shit voiced plastic gangster was some sort of messiah. Cruise preferring to scratch his little gay balls in private while watching a film is possibly one of the most normal things he's done of late.
HolyFuck on Thu 26 July 2007 said...
Pair of lying gays.
dandyboy on Thu 26 July 2007 said...
has the short-arse just done this to stop him being ID'ed for anything that's rated higher than PG?
TONKA on Thu 26 July 2007 said...
I wouldn't be too hasty to judge, when the magic space ship comes down and takes the magic (little)people to the homo-utopia on another planet we aren't going to be included.
dandyboy on Thu 26 July 2007 said...
That's why I look forward to the day...
ChunkyMunky on Thu 26 July 2007 said...
enough of this toss - get yourselves back onto amazon and abuse the retards trying to defend Pete Doherty's book - it's like shooting fish in a barrel!!!
RoyKeane on Thu 26 July 2007 said...
Pigmy bodied bum fun lover
Sundaeg1rl on Thu 26 July 2007 said...
Mr. HM, did you colour in Katie's dress in MS Paint? What the heck's underneath?
Vileman on Thu 26 July 2007 said...
Katie's tits.
Marshfield on Thu 26 July 2007 said...
Paying $2,000 a day - that's not normal. Yeah he's got more money than sense, that goes without saying. But build a fucking home cinema in one your many rooms in one of your many houses you jumped up little Homo-Thetan lover.
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