TOM CRUISE FRIGHTENS THE ENTIRE PLANET

OBLIGATORY YOU TUBE CLIP

Published on Tue 15 January 2008 by HOLYMOLY!

TOM CRUISE FRIGHTENS THE ENTIRE PLANET

What's scarier? His weird ranting, the laughing or Limp Bizkit looping for 10 minutes?

The best bit is right at the end where his laughter makes grown men's hair turn white, leaving their reflections forever scorched onto a nearby wall and children soil their underwear 3 miles away.

If they get to me - Mother, I love you.

Hold on, there's someone coming to the door!

"Come in!"

"Stress test? Oooh yes please!"

*dies of mysterious death*

[Edit] The mysterious Scientologists got to Youtube and mesmerised the clip from them using the power of aliens, so I replaced it with this one. Bettr, I think.

TOM CRUISE GOES COMPLETELY MAD, SCIENTOLOGY

pass it on print article

DAY TWO IN VEGAS
LILY ALLEN LASHES OUT AGAIN
THE TALE OF JACK AND AMY
HERBIE: FULLY CLOTHED
NEWSMOUND

GREG'S NASTIES
ACTING UP
MILLER�S CROSSING (THE ATLANTIC)
WORKING 9 TO 9.05
BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!

COMMENTS

		Cuntybollocks on Wed 16 January 2008 said... Where's the fucking video then? Have the cunting scientologists got it pulled or something. Who's that at the door?
		bumspinach on Wed 16 January 2008 said... No longer available, wow those fruitcakes are quick!
		memphisdim on Wed 16 January 2008 said... its gone off youtube but it can be viewed here. http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientology-tried-to-suppress
		onefinger on Wed 16 January 2008 said... working link. incoherent madness http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientology-tried-to-suppress
		marmitey on Wed 16 January 2008 said... They yanked it before I got to see it! Fuckers!
		marmitey on Wed 16 January 2008 said... I found it here if anyone's interested http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientology-tried-to-suppress Come and get me Xenu!!
		BustySinclair on Wed 16 January 2008 said... They did get you, and they got to the video as well - it seems to be no longer available. Pity, nothing so entertaining as this champion squeezer when he's in form
		Rotherhamlass on Wed 16 January 2008 said... It doesn't work!! Do his lawyers really work that fast?
		Rotherhamlass on Wed 16 January 2008 said... It doesn't work! Do his lawyers work that fast?
		wobblefanny on Wed 16 January 2008 said... On the clip here he giggle-dribbles at about 1min 30... What a cunt.
		ChunkyMunky on Wed 16 January 2008 said... He is a fucking nutjob.Getting bummed by SPs & Xenu in tandem.
		Rosebud on Wed 16 January 2008 said... If ever there was an argument against Scientology, its Tom Cruise. He's a brainwashed fuckwit if ever there was one.
		gobenji on Wed 16 January 2008 said... It's back on YouTube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz0ks5CSsx4
		skummymummy on Wed 16 January 2008 said... it's been cut down to 4.41. Is he on drugs? what's KFC or whatever and SP and some bloke called miscarriage? Jeebus Crass. What a nutter.
		dandyboy on Wed 16 January 2008 said... Slightly shorter version but unlikely to get pulled, seeing as it's on Channel 5 News' website! http://news.five.tv/features_story.asp?id=926&fid=463
		Freefall on Wed 16 January 2008 said... I just watched it...22:00 16th
		poshfloozy on Wed 16 January 2008 said... Try defamer.com ... it's a few vids down under 'Scientology'
		themong on Wed 16 January 2008 said... FFS the voice is really high.. or is that how he speaks now?
		BustySinclair on Thu 17 January 2008 said... Just went to the gawker link. Holy fuck that is some scary shit, at a couple of points you can actually see his eyes spinning in his head. I thought that only happened in cartoons. Go back and have a look if you don't believe me. Also, here is a link to a transcript of highlights from that horror show http://www.usmagazine.com/tom_cruise_its_a_privilege_to_call_yourself_a_scientologist
		pumpkiiiinhead on Thu 17 January 2008 said... http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientology-tried-to-suppress The video is here. You guys should look up Lisa McPherson, the mentally ill 'Church member' that they allegedly stole from a hospital psychiatric unit and locked up in their Scientology hotel and starved to death.