Tom Cruise falls victim to celebrity stalker Emily Diane Leatherman who is arrested outside his home
A super stalker was arrested outside Tom
Cruise and Katie Holmes’ home/spaceship in Beverly
Hills on Thursday.
Emily Diane Leatherman (it probably says ‘botherer to the stars’ on her
business card) was arrested for violating a previous court order brought by
Cruise after she attempted to gain entry to his mothership via the extending ramp.
Leatherman is also not allowed within 500
feet of John Cusack (doesn’t sound like a bad deal) after throwing love
letters over the walls of his home (along with screwdrivers and rocks) and
listing his address as her own, so that he still receives her copy of
‘Mentalist Monthly’.
In the past she has also taken a less than
healthy interest in Nicholas Cage, but frankly that fucker deserves everything
that is thrown at him.
Cruise will allow
the Earth courts to deal with the matter this time, but if the situation
persists he will dispense Thetan justice by shooting lasers out of his eyes and
talking earnestly about the Scientology cause.
For hours.