The Spice Girls finally announce a reunion tour

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Published on Thu 28 June 2007 by HOLYMOLY!

The Spice Girls finally announce a reunion tour

L-R Gok Wan in a wig, Xena the Warrior Princess, one of the Magic Numbers, Judy from Richard and Judy, and erm, Mel B.

THE SPICE GIRLS announced their reunion tour about 2 minutes ago. Posh described it as a "celebration of the past".

They won't confirm whether they are doing any new music or not, but did offer us this little insight:

"Gordon Brown seems "a nice enough fellow".

Brilliant.

Geri Halliwell, Mel B, Mel C, Victoria Beckham, Emma Bunton, Spice Girls, Eddie Murphy, David Beckham, someone from Jade

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DAY TWO IN VEGAS
LILY ALLEN LASHES OUT AGAIN
THE TALE OF JACK AND AMY
HERBIE: FULLY CLOTHED
NEWSMOUND

GREG'S NASTIES
ACTING UP
MILLER�S CROSSING (THE ATLANTIC)
WORKING 9 TO 9.05
BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!

COMMENTS

		strangelad on Thu 28 June 2007 said... Look, it's minging, fit, minging, minging, minging and minging. They look good for their ages don't they, you'd never even think they were in their 40's.
		Sundaeg1rl on Thu 28 June 2007 said... Yeah, it's Sporty all the way now...so sad that Scary's fit days are over, that's a thousand 10 year-old fantasies shattered overnight cries
		Vileman on Thu 28 June 2007 said... With them all in the same place at once it does present an ideal opporunity for a suicide bomber.
		Sundaeg1rl on Thu 28 June 2007 said... Maybe Westlife will tour with them hastily stuff explosives in backpack
		RayReardon on Thu 28 June 2007 said... Mel C was always the most poundable, she just acted and dressed like a fucking lesbo as to divert attention away from her bouffability....
		on Thu 28 June 2007 said... Ray - Can I make a ginger comment?
		pondscum on Thu 28 June 2007 said... No,Yes (but she's bent),yes, no, only with the lights off.
		on Thu 28 June 2007 said... Fucking liars the lot of you! I'd bum the lot of them, no questions asked. I may even let Sporty and Baby do ATM. I'd go deep on the Ginger one as well, whether she's a shaven haven or ginger yak, and you know I usually have strong feelings about ginger pubes. Line 'em up and prepare yourselves for the smell of chaffing thighs!!!
		michael848 on Thu 28 June 2007 said... Posh is sporting the '5 day old decompising corpse, with really bad fake boobs' look... Sporty has realised that lipstick lesbians have more fun... Ginger has really flipped and is thinking it's the great days of 1998 when she was only 47 Baby is having a baby who's in Baby's tummy who's going to give birth to baby, who.... Scary is smiling smugly in the only way a gold digging, slack fannied whore can do....
		sarcasm on Thu 28 June 2007 said... I agree with LD, they dont look half as bad as I thought they would. Scrubbed up pretty well although that ginger one has gone back over. And they'll all be wide as fuck down their since they could probably field a football team with their kids
		Geoff Wode on Thu 28 June 2007 said... Every cunt on here would do them. I would have them all bent over my dinner table and do them up the wrong 'uns (twice for Geri, the fucking ginger minx). I would tease and make Posh feel insecure by leaving her out until I was shooting potato water - then for my modus operandi I would make her lick the shit off my helmet before giving her an 'angry dragon'. That would fucking well learn her.
		Sundaeg1rl on Thu 28 June 2007 said... "shooting potato water" - LMFAO
		on Thu 28 June 2007 said... After LD and Geoff are finished with them they'll never speak again never mind sing!! Traumatised for life, and rightly so. Stirling work chaps. Might I suggest a team effort involving five HM posters all rodgering a spice of his (or her) choice and then completing a syncronised donkey punch to finish off festivities.
		Ingrate on Thu 28 June 2007 said... Mel C was on Friday Night Project, looked a bit like a lumberjack, it was hot
		MrsMoon on Thu 28 June 2007 said... i always thought (to paraphrase Andrea Dworkin)"All men are potential rapists" was a load of hooey...but, after much perusing of these pages and heartfelt thought, i think the fat, hairy lezzer was fucking right....hey, ho, you learn something new...
		Geoff Wode on Thu 28 June 2007 said... I can imagine me and David Beckham giving Ginger a spitroast while Posh watches hogtied in the corner. She can't speak because her mouth is gaffer taped shut. Dave is in Ginge's mouth whilst I administer my gruntmuscle into her tight sphincter. Every now and then Dave turns to Posh and spits in her face. Pour le grande finale a group of rabid spaniels enter the room and proceed to clusterfuck Posh til she passes out.
		on Thu 28 June 2007 said... Well i think they are all fabulous, a credit to hardworking mum's, and i can't wait to hear their new material... say's guiltily, post depraved-torture fantasy-wankfest
		thestoat75 on Thu 28 June 2007 said... Whose idea was it to have the photo done in front of a rubbish dump?
		on Thu 28 June 2007 said... Geoff you have excelled yourself *standing ovation
		Twiglet on Thu 28 June 2007 said... I'll second that LD. Highly amusing today all of you.
		DOGPAS on Thu 28 June 2007 said... Last time they were tatty, now they are just plain strange looking...., why is Ginger dressed like someone's Hippy Auntie Jean? why does Posh look like barbie doll, with "real" plastic tits? why does Scary look like she's about to star in Eastenders? why do I want a 3some with Baby & Sporty....
		themong on Thu 28 June 2007 said... is that a wig on Geri's bonce?
		Mungo Shuntbox on Thu 28 June 2007 said... Did they do any new music in the first place? Try naming 4 songs they did - if you can you're a cunt.
		Geoff Wode on Thu 28 June 2007 said... Stop Say you'll be there Wannabe Viva Forever who do you think you are spice up your life I always suspected i was a cunt anyway. No biggie.
		greatwhite on Thu 28 June 2007 said... WTF is Ginger wearing ??? Did she dress in the dark??
		JiggeryCock on Thu 28 June 2007 said... From the left then: Ebola Virus....Jesus how did that happen.....He left Nickelback to join the Spice Girls....ET....Tessa Sanderson
		Vileman on Thu 28 June 2007 said... Twiglet, have you finished knitting that arab strap yet ?
		Twiglet on Fri 29 June 2007 said... Mr V, thank you for asking. I opted for needlepoint instead as the detail is finer. Unfortunately it takes much more time and concentration. Hence I sit here, fingers bleeding, head aching but continue in my quest to make the finest arab strap known to mankind. (thankfully I am being kept amused by the GF v DM row)
		Sundaeg1rl on Fri 29 June 2007 said... Twiglet, I hope you are using only the finest woven pubic hair, strimmed from the mounds of Swedish virgins. I can assure you, the extra effort is worth it in terms of comfort and endurance
		lotusnz on Fri 29 June 2007 said... slag spice AKA posh looks like a Peporami
		lotusnz on Fri 29 June 2007 said... I tell you what i want what i really really want.. is for you all to fuck off
		Vileman on Mon 02 July 2007 said... Are the ones at each end Transsexuals ? They both look like they work down one of Amsterdam's dodgier alleyways.