FLASH BOREDOM

A close friend of Britney Spears has revealed why the star is pictured so often climbing out of cars with her undercarriage on view for the world to see. Jewellery designer Tuesday Knight (much more popular than her cousin Monday Morning) has revealed that Britney doesn't have a sensitive mimsy, she just doesn't like wearing knickers and likes to be controversial by hauling her chuff around in full view.

Despite repeated warnings from her 'friend' (who may actually just be a jewellery designer who is cashing in on her tenuous link with a star), Britney continues to parade around in see-through dresses, because she and her high-profile mates like to keep the press on their toes, and the rest of us clutching at the toilet rim and gagging. Tuesday told In Touch magazine:

"I've heard Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney talk about how they shock Hollywood just for the fun of it. They were discussing how they could play a little joke on all of us. Britney doesn't need to do it and she knows it's stupid. But she says that she just doesn't like to wear underwear."

There you go. She just doesn't like to wear underwear, and she does like to flash her tootsie to the cameras for mischief. A pure and simple explanation for a dirty and simple woman.