OBLIGATORY BRITNEY STORY

According to The Sun, Britney threw the mother of all fits at her hairdresser over the state of her hair. And, frankly, you can't blame her. It looked as though the hairdresser had taken inspiration from Worzel Gummidge.
Apparently, Spears knew she hadn't rehearsed enough and panicked. She was reported to have flown into "a wild rage" before "lashing out at everyone". It wasn't long until her doctor was summoned to administer her prescription drugs like a vet attempting to tranquilise a rabid salivating dog. She was given enough to "floor an elephant", which was probably light relief for the people around her but not so good for her performance.

Obviously the drugs had worn off after her performance and with a moment of clarity she was reported to have screamed: "I looked like a fat pig!"

This story reminds us of the time a mole worked on a Britney shoot a few years back for a music mag, with Britters still a couple of years away from redneck meltdown. She was sweet, polite and everything ran smoothly, except for the fact that the shoot was held up while they waited for her 'hair' to arrive. Eventually it was delivered in SIX giant battered suitcases - "the type you normally see at check-in desks for flights to Ghana".

Don't worry, Britney, the doctor will be along soon with some more medicine.