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THE MONKEES DAVY JONES, REDUCED TO APPEARING IN VERY BAD ADS

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Ever wondered what happened to Davy Jones, the diminitive, big-toothed lead singer of The Monkees? No, me neither. But it seems that these days he's only too happy to sell out his legacy by appearing in a series of beyond awful advertisements for US stock trading website Gorilla Traders. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...

It's bad enough that there are these piss-poor print ads, "I'm a Believer! You'll be too!" and "Don't trade like a 'Monkee', invest like a Gorilla today!" - click below to see them in all their eye-wateringly bad glory.

However, if you really want to feel your toes curl back so far that they're touching your heels, take a look at these TV ads, that Copyranter has also kindly highlighted.


COMMENTS
MrsMoon on Wed 26 September 2007 said...
he was only an actor...not a real musician..whats to get upset about....if it was David Bowie (real name David Jones, coincidentally) that would be cause for sadness....Bowie walking towards camera "Is your car the dogs bollocks? Well, why not use us, Diamond Dogs Insurance..."
dandyboy on Wed 26 September 2007 said...
Or using Ashes To Ashes for fire insurance or Oh You Pretty Things for plastic surgery clinics...
MrsMoon on Wed 26 September 2007 said...
dandy, are you following me again, anyone will think there is something between us....
dandyboy on Wed 26 September 2007 said...
oh sorry, I didn't realise I'd popped out again...
jflan on Thu 27 September 2007 said...
big toothed? lol! looked and looks good to me. he is an actor and musician and father and grandfather. everyone needs to work and support family. two years ago he was in the ads for ebay. he's got a website too. davyjones.net he contiues to sing and entertain at Disneyworld every year so even if these ads aren't appealing he's working and the fans are there to see him !
depaula on Fri 12 October 2007 said...
Ok, if you want to know some truth things. First I agree with jflan. Second, who are you to say that Davy Jones is selling his legacy for the Gorila´s Trade ads? It´s like you saying (in a perjorative way) that he´s doing this work just to pay the geriatric doctor. Oh, my! Naughty, naughty! And, if you want know more things I have to say, Davy Jones is working on these ads today. Tomorrow he can work in another tv work and peform with his band. It sound me that he can be old but he has a young soul and power to work, ok?
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