Ever wondered what happened to
Davy Jones, the diminitive, big-toothed lead singer of
The Monkees? No, me neither. But it seems that these days he's only too happy to sell out his legacy by appearing in a series of beyond awful advertisements for US stock trading website
Gorilla Traders. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...
It's bad enough that there are these piss-poor print ads, "I'm a Believer! You'll be too!" and "Don't trade like a 'Monkee', invest like a Gorilla today!" - click below to see them in all their eye-wateringly bad glory.
However, if you really want to feel your toes curl back so far that they're touching your heels, take a look at these TV ads, that Copyranter has also kindly highlighted.