The Beckhams are photographed by Stephen Klein for W magazine and look good :(

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH ME?

Published on Wed 11 July 2007 by HOLYMOLY!

The Beckhams are photographed by Stephen Klein for W magazine and look good :(

Has hell frozen over? Is that Jade Goody I see flying overhead? Have the four horseman of the apocalypse just cantered through Chelsea? No they haven't - so WHAT THE SHITTING CRIKEY IS HAPPENING?
The pics below are featured in the latest W magazine.
Aside from the fact that David looks gayer than Dale Winton dressed in a panda outfit eating candyfloss in a sauna full of dick, they look good don't they?

I think I need a sharp blow to the head. What next - A glowing review of a Snow Patrol Album? ARRRGGHHH.

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COMMENTS

		DickMarsh on Wed 11 July 2007 said... What the fuck is that coming out of her kecks on the frontal legs open pic............its a fucking always ultra wing
		Sundaeg1rl on Wed 11 July 2007 said... DM, she's having her period...as David found to his detriment. She's menstruating, he's covered in it. She's even got her granny undies on, dead fucking giveaway! (aside from the crimson gusset, that is)
		DOGPAS on Wed 11 July 2007 said... I fucking hate this vacuous talentless bitch but in this case I have to say i'd fuck it...
		on Wed 11 July 2007 said... Oh bollocks, I was already to pour more scorn on this daft bint and then she goes and looks rather reasonable, so much so that I may go as far as...shudder...foreplay before knobbing her so hard she can't walk for a week
		ChunkyMunky on Wed 11 July 2007 said... shudders with revulsion - although she needs the punishment you do realise that her looking momentarily passable is only down to the power of the airbrush and if you ever did get to pile into her you'd wake up next to a hideous skeletal wretch with a contraceptive personality???
		greenman on Wed 11 July 2007 said... Up the arse corner
		MrsMoon on Wed 11 July 2007 said... I'd use the praying mantis as a femidom..he may be look like a player of the pink oboe but we all know different..he can flood my box anytime...
		Sundaeg1rl on Wed 11 July 2007 said... Yeah, Mr. B's tighty whities are really doing it for me. Sadly, Skeletor's presence is making me lose my urges. One can only hope I can photoshop it sufficiently to remove the offending article.
		pondscum on Wed 11 July 2007 said... I can only see two cunts in those photos.
		on Wed 11 July 2007 said... I'd quite happily touch balls with Dave as we double-penetrate his missus.
		sirriddler on Wed 11 July 2007 said... What is the matter with you lot?. I'd rather poke my own eyes out than go one round in the sack with Mutton Spice. In fact, there's fruit in my kitchen that i'm sure could provide me with a more fulfilling time (insert lovely pear joke here). Sorry but someone that thin, one good fuck and she'd snap. Oddly, i wouldn't say no to him though...
		JiggeryCock on Wed 11 July 2007 said... What the hell is going on here? This Isn't Robert Mappelthorpe. It isn't even Tom of Finland. They look like two bushmen from the Kalahari that have just discovered mascara. Have a shower (Victoria would have to run around to get wet) and cheesburger you pair of anorexic hottentots!
		on Wed 11 July 2007 said... These greedy fuckers will do anything for more money.I'd like to set up as a photographer,invite them 'round and make them do ridiculous things on the promise of a cheque. "OK Dave, let's see you titter like a little girl,come on titter.Forefinger on mouth,knees bent,expression like finger just went through toilet paper,LAAAARVELY."(He obliges.) "Right Vickyspice I want you to look like you just shit your knickers in a crowded taxi rank.......Pretend you're wondering where that SHITTY stench is coming from...............Oh,that's the face you normally pull,OK."
		robbie22 on Fri 13 July 2007 said... They would have a leg removed if they could get money from a mag for thier story, Vile pair