Terry Wogan is crying into his Irish Mist after being carpeted (or, perhaps, 'rugged') by BBC bosses following several instances of blatant self-promotion on his Radio 2 show.
Of course, the blathering idiot has only ever really wittered on about himself, though he has always kept the subject of hairstyles somewhat, ahem, under his hat. Perhaps after a Baileys too many, Wogan was merrily reminding his BBC listeners of his varied body of work, including, on three separate occasions in January and February, when he just happened to mention the fact that his series 'Wogan - Now and Then' was running on UKTV Gold.
In a bizarre situation straight out of 'I'm Alan Partridge', the Gaelic twat also kept referring to his autobiography 'Bouncing Back'. Sorry, it's called 'Mustn't Grumble', which is something Terry would do well to heed before his bloated ego and sinking ratings are shown the door.
That should stop him being as smug as a cat with a cream-flavoured arsehole.