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TEENAGE JESSICA ALBA WAS ATTACKED BY A GHOST IN BED

GIVING ALBA THE WILLIES

TEENAGE JESSICA ALBA WAS ATTACKED BY A GHOST IN BED

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Movie star Jessica Alba has spoken of her spiritual side and related a tale of a terrifying teenage experience when the covers were ripped from her bed and an unknown 'presence' lay on top of her.

The psychic phenomenon so terrified Alba and her parents that they had the house blessed and burned sage to keep ghosts away.

Hang on, sage? I've seen a lot of ghost films but never one in which the supernatural forces of darkness were banished back to hell by this tasty herb. Maybe it was an invasion of ghostly turkeys?

Anyway, a teenage Alba alone in her bedroom? That's no laughing matter. Hey, it's the ideal anecdote to promote any spooky films out there, isn't it? Poor Jessica managed to keep her knees knocking for long enough to say,

"I had no idea what it was. I felt this pressure and I couldn't get up, I couldn't scream, I couldn't talk, I couldn't do anything. Something definitely took the covers off me and I definitely couldn't get off the bed, and then, once I did, I screamed, ran to my parents' room and I don't think I spent many nights in that house ever again."

Well I was at home that night. I stayed in all night and my mum can vouch for me. Do you have an alibi?

COMMENTS
MrsMoon on Tue 05 February 2008 said...
well with all the groans and bumps...thats what she told her folks...dirty cow.
Posage on Tue 05 February 2008 said...
Let's wait for the inevitable "I'd rip her sheets off and lie on top of her" comments, except involving the word fuck and some expletive for vagina.
blaxa on Tue 05 February 2008 said...
sleep apnoea.
POOSTRIPE on Tue 05 February 2008 said...
Who the feck is she ????
personunavailable on Tue 05 February 2008 said...
poostripe, do you really not know who jessica alba is?
onthefence on Tue 05 February 2008 said...
No-one's explained Sleep Paralysis to her then.
BustySinclair on Wed 06 February 2008 said...
That's what the "virgin" Mary said as well, and look how she ended up
chinafoot on Wed 06 February 2008 said...
Yeah, clearly never heard of sleep paralysis. Whatever keeps her in the papers though, eh?
crosby99 on Wed 06 February 2008 said...
Lucid dreaming perhaps? Stupid, stupid woman. But I so would. Difficult isn't it?
POOSTRIPE on Wed 06 February 2008 said...
no I really have never heard of her before. Has she found the cure for cancer ? Or brokered peace in the Middle East ?I'll bet she is some shit actress or the like. Despite visiting this site I do have a busy fulfilling happy life. Ta !
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