Take That track tipped for Oscars success

In your face, Williams!

Published on Tue 31 July 2007 by BOURNE

Take That track tipped for Oscars success

Look, I'm no fan of Take That. As far as I'm concerned their anaemic output is garbage for the tone deaf and stupid. But how much would it piss off Robbie bloody Williams if they won an Oscar?

And an Oscar is just what they are being tipped for. I can imagine Williams squirming with rabid jealousy as I type these words.

'Layer Cake' director Matthew Vaughn (born Matthew De Vere Drummond, poshos trying to be men-of-the-people fans) commissioned Gary Barlow and his not quite as chubby chums to record the main track, 'Rule The World', for his latest film, 'Stardust', starring Robert De Niro, Michelle Pfeiffer, Claire Danes and Sienna 'Grubby Tits' Miller. And the critics have gone bananas for it.

Speaking at the US premiere, Mark Owen, the short, permanently grinning one, said:
"It's mad. A few years ago I didn't think I'd be in LA for a premiere. And an Oscar? Imagine. I've got my camera so I can get my picture taken with the stars."

Hahahahahahahahaha. Put that in your Captain Kirk corset and smoke it, Robbie, you public approval-craving, fat twat.

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COMMENTS

		scaryclairey on Tue 31 July 2007 said... do you think they've all got genuine and semi-normal relationships with family and friends? as well as critical and commercial acclaim? take that, gurning jizzbag.
		Mephisto on Tue 31 July 2007 said... What's this Stardust flick supposed to be like, anyway? Any pre-release reviews?
		JiggeryCock on Tue 31 July 2007 said... Why, in the name of cysberspace cuntery, do all my postings now appear in random order. There used to be a semblence of narrative to these postings - a light buggering from Lord Decider, followed by a literary clip round the earhole from Geoff Wode, followed, as sure as Jensen Button follows Lewis Hamilton, by a well-thought out treatise on the work of Patrick Bateman, by Mrs Moon. But now? Shit just appears willy-nilly, like pustules on Britneys face, I mean what exatly the fuck is going on here?
		JiggeryCock on Tue 31 July 2007 said... Test Test - where the fuck is this one going to appear - top, bottom or middle? Here goes......(presses 'SUBMIT')
		JiggeryCock on Tue 31 July 2007 said... Nope, it's all gone to gash now. Back to Redtube and The Sporting Life for me
		MrsMoon on Tue 31 July 2007 said... Jiggery, i know, all my posts are the same, i'm not meant to be here!!! I'm not meant to be here!!! Nothing makes fucking sense anymore!
		MrsMoon on Tue 31 July 2007 said... due to his copious use of drugs, i believe in the novel American Psycho, that Patrick Bateman's murders are all psychotic wish fulfillment type fantasies that are in realty never acted out....thats one interpretation anyhow, it is open to debate, i throw it out to the floor (Mrs Moon walks forward stepping over severed head)...
		bystander on Tue 31 July 2007 said... Well done to Take That and bollocks to The Other. "In a countryside town bordering on a magical land, a young man makes a promise to his beloved that he'll retrieve a fallen star by venturing into the magical realm."
		Zigmund on Tue 31 July 2007 said... I agree with the statement above, but the post below makes no sense to me.
		grippersteb on Wed 01 August 2007 said... whens robbie going to get cancer
		LoneGunMan on Wed 01 August 2007 said... brought the album for wife and kids (looks around for anyone listening) shine is fucking brilliant (reddens slightly) better than anything that "I'm a lovable cheeky chappie" lost all terms of normality, twat has put out in a long time, or since he split with Guy Chambers
		Darkharlequin on Wed 01 August 2007 said... MrsM, JC, the Harlequin returns and salutes you after being cruelly dismissed by HM powers that be. But he's back with an all new darker look. I think some of the more vociferous voices on here have also been rudely silenced as it's been far too quiet of late. Now lets see where this post ends up then....
		MrsMoon on Wed 01 August 2007 said... Darkharlequin (tm) truth cannot be silenced and right will not be stopped!!!
		MrsMoon on Wed 01 August 2007 said... Obviously, this whole submit and ending up gawd knows where, is Mr Holymoly's way of stopping us from responding to each other?? Right, round and round she goes where she stops, nobody fucking knows...(press submit)
		Vileman on Wed 01 August 2007 said... From left to right, a young Keith Richards, (without the talent of course), a young Bee Gee, a waiter, a girl.
		Darkharlequin on Wed 01 August 2007 said... Lets see where this one ends up. (tm) indeed MrsM. After the harrowing loss of my previous profile I think I may be in danger of going off the rails and descending into a living hell of alcoholism, drug addiction and random sodomy...oh no hang on I'm not Robbie bastard Williams so I'll just get on with life instead.
		Darkharlequin on Wed 01 August 2007 said... Hmmm comments end up under each other by author. Well that's just fucking silly
		RoyKeane on Wed 01 August 2007 said... The second one in looks like an Aids victim. Cant say anything about the ex fat dancer because Robbie22 sent me a message and told me I had no friends the other day, really offended he was. Big Fucking Mincer
		Wrath on Wed 01 August 2007 said...
		Wrath on Wed 01 August 2007 said... Your posts are now listed by author to encourage you to keep track of your childlike utterings, hopefully shocking you into a moment of clarity, eventually revealing to yourself that you are not a witty, clever, zany individual, but actually a cock.
		dandyboy on Wed 01 August 2007 said... And now I can make it look like I posted really early when I haven't been on here all week... me no like this new shit... How do Mrs M, it's been too long ahem