FLIGHT OF THE SEAGAL

Another day, another publicity opportunity for Sylvester Stallone who this time has been circling the offices of FHM whilst jabbing his gloved fist in their faces and telling them to hit him harder. One thing he did reveal to the magazine was the time when Hollywood hardmen Steven Seagal and Jean-Claude Van Damme almost had a fight at his home.

In fact, they would have had a fight apart from the fact that Seagal almost wet himself in fear before running away. The big coward. And you can tell him I said that.

It seems that Steven's mouth was even bigger than his ponytail back in the day, and he had been casually sauntering around Hollywood saying he could beat anyone in a fight, especially that Belgian bloke who can wipe his own nose with his instep. All of which changed when the pair met at one of Stallone's parties.

"At a party in my home in Miami in 1997, Van Damme was tired of Seagal claiming he could kick his ass so he offered Seagal outside into my back yard. Seagal made his excuses and left but Van Damme, who was berserk, tracked him down at a nightclub and offered him out again."

Seagal again declined and ran away from 'The Muscles From Brussels' which makes him a resident of some town that rhymes with 'Coward'. And congratulations to the Belgian as this officially makes Van Damme the third hardest man in the world after Chuck Norris and Ross Kemp.