SPICE GIRLS WILL LAND POOR CHART POSITION WITH COMEBACK SINGLE

IS THIS SOME SORT OF RECORD

Published on Thu 22 November 2007 by IanMcShane

SPICE GIRLS WILL LAND POOR CHART POSITION WITH COMEBACK SINGLE

The Spice Girls comeback single 'Headlines' was always going to be a massive hit. Thousands of hours of TV publicity, an expensive video and to cap it all off it was this year's song for 'Children In Need'.

Remember, even Hale and Pace scored a number one back in 1991 with 'The Stonk' for 'Comic Relief', such is the shit that people will buy in the name of charity. Not this time, for it seems the Spice Girls bubble has well and truly burst, then all of the remaining bits of bubble got run over by a steamroller. 'Friendship Never Ends' but careers certainly do.

For the Spice Girls are set to just about scrape into the top ten on Sunday with their dreadful caterwauling.

"Let's make the headlines!" they squawked. Well done, girls, you've done just that! The worst-selling Children In Need single ever! You must be so proud.

SPICE GIRLS LAND POOR CHART POSITION WITH COMEBACK SINGLE

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GREG'S NASTIES
ACTING UP
MILLER�S CROSSING (THE ATLANTIC)
WORKING 9 TO 9.05
BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!

THE FRATELLIS KILL MICE
OBLIGATORY VIRAL CLIP
CAPTION COMPETITION
ARRIVING IN VEGAS, BABY
ULRIKA-KA-KA TO WAKE UP BRITAIN?

COMMENTS

		PrincessTiiaammii on Thu 22 November 2007 said... That picture of MelC does not in any way make her look like a stonking great lez.
		tosswipe on Thu 22 November 2007 said... HA HA HA HA HA....!
		dandyboy on Thu 22 November 2007 said... Let's make a big steaming shit more like. Well done 'girls', you managed to achieve that much at least.
		AnnieBounce on Thu 22 November 2007 said... ha ha, brilliant - their over-hyped, over-styled, over-produced pile of shite hasnt fooled people. Its quite possibly the most bland, uninspired dirge to hit the 'countdown' in a long time. Slap it up yous, ya talentless hoes...
		diepiggy on Thu 22 November 2007 said... they all look like middle aged women dressed up as youngsters as well as right old slappers
		JiggeryCock on Thu 22 November 2007 said... Plastic tits on plastic women living in a plastic world
		PrincessTiiaammii on Thu 22 November 2007 said... careful JC, that's almost lyrical...
		MattEmulsion on Thu 22 November 2007 said... Tranny convention (except Baby or MILF Spice as she now called)
		ComradeDuch on Thu 22 November 2007 said... Geri looks like she's done a trump in that pic
		dandyboy on Thu 22 November 2007 said... Is that the flight crew from Aer Mongus?
		SukieBapswent on Thu 22 November 2007 said... what the fuck are they meant to be and why have some of them got pants on their heads?