Spice Girls have ruined everyone's Christmas by signing up to do the Tesco Christmas ads.
Yep. Ropey, moany, mental, whiny and the other one will be 'squabbling' over what 'delicious' Tesco meat they can have for Christmas dinner on the ads. What larks!
Ho ho bloody ho.
Oh and did we mention they'll be paid the princely sum of £1million each for doing this hilarious 'aside'.
"It's an amazingly lucrative deal for the girls, and Tesco are thrilled as it's a real coup. The ads are very funny as the girls insisted it had to be a send-up."
Bunch of turkeys.