Spice Girls get tattoos to mark their reunion

Mark Of The Beasts

Published on Thu 12 July 2007 by IanMcShane

Spice Girls get tattoos to mark their reunion

The Spice Girls are getting matching tattoos done to commemorate them being able to remain in the same room without scratching each others eyes out. And their new tour.

Step forward inker Louis Molloy, the Mancunian responsible for making David Beckham look a twat since the mid-nineties.

Molloy has been asked to design a circle containing all the girls' names, as a sign of the journey they've been on since first bothering the nation's eardrumzzzzzzzzzzzz. How delightful, a circle consisting of the words 'cuntcuntcuntcuntandcunt.'

Might I suggest that tattoos are somewhat barbaric, and not to be recommended for a pregnant lady such as Ms. Bunton? There is a healthier solution...

BRAND THE FUCKERS! Show the smoke rising off their raddled torsos and the world will be queuing up to buy merchandise.

Spice Girls, Tattoos, Reunion, Louis Molloy, David Beckham, Branding, Holy Moly, Celebrity News, Gossip

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SLIPPERY IN DEBT
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
FAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT
NEWSMOUND
LISTEN TO WHAT THE MAN SAID

OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
COMING CLEAN
JENNY GETS ANOTHER ROCK
I KNOW WHO MIGHT KILL ME
NOT A SHARP MOVE

COMMENTS

		MrsMoon on Thu 12 July 2007 said... (In George Clinton voice) "Let's see if we can get the mothership in here tonight!"
		MrsMoon on Thu 12 July 2007 said... ahhh, do you remember that bit where lots of posh spices go out and greet Richard Dreyfus and then take him on board....
		pondscum on Thu 12 July 2007 said... The lezzo and the melanin enhanced one actually look quite fuckable. Doesn't say much for Dow-Corning, Ranga, and retard, the other three spice girls.
		on Thu 12 July 2007 said... i sure hope mel c is gettin a bigger slice then the others seeing as she's the only one who can actually sing what a burden too carry four slappers who can't hold a tune and watch em take credit
		danboy1737 on Thu 12 July 2007 said... Why is that ginger bint trying to look like an extra from "Little house on the Prarie?"
		dandyboy on Thu 12 July 2007 said... Posh looks like those horrible 'super muscley' Star Wars figures they bought out when they rereleased the original movies in the late 90s, only with a Yoda head
		sirbuckle on Thu 12 July 2007 said... vicks tits look truly awesome and ridiculous at the same time. MeL C i would definately slip her a crippler! Only if she shut her stoopid scouse gob. The others? Off to Buckles gas chamber, let my Jodie have her way with them
		on Thu 12 July 2007 said... Bets on La Beckhams chesticles being hard as fucking rocks? You know you could loose that ridiculous corset (like she's got anything to keep in) and those two bald men WOULDN'T MOVE A FUCKING INCH!!!
		Marshfield on Thu 12 July 2007 said... David deserves all he gets - he could have had nearly any woman in the UK (and probably still could), yet he chose to do the nasty with Victoria. Mel C would have been a better choice, each being a beard for each other, and everyone concerned would have had a much easier life all round.
		JiggeryCock on Fri 13 July 2007 said... Geri looks like Sissy Spacek in Carrie, but of more importance, everyone appears to have these big old hamster cheeks going on, like they've each just finished sucking 10 kilometers of cock. Now I suspect Sporty is a gusset typist and Victoria wouldn't put anything packing more then 2 calories into her gob, so what's the deal here?
		Kermit on Fri 13 July 2007 said... is this the latest Madame Tussaud waxwork, or are these platic tarts for real??? looking at Posh, can't bloody tell. Her 2 fake tits are literally about to explode on her skeleton of a frame.... as for Geri- what the fuck is wrong with you?? don't you get a personal stylist with all the money you made from your incredible solo career??!
		DickMarsh on Fri 13 July 2007 said... Look how white ginger is, I bet her minge fucking reeks too
		LoneGunMan on Fri 13 July 2007 said... Is posh upside-down?
		Vileman on Fri 13 July 2007 said... Plastic Spice, Rug Muncher Spice, Frumpy Spice,Tedious Spice, Gold Digger Spice. What a bunch of absolute cunts. This line up is what the AK47 was designed for.
		robbie22 on Sat 14 July 2007 said... They should have ahd a wake instead,they would sell more tickets
		MrBungle on Mon 16 July 2007 said... When did Sporty become the best looking one? Well, the least repulsive one anyway...