SPICE GIRLS ALBUM HAS RELEASE DATE DELAYED

THE TIMES THEY ARE A-CHANGIN'

Published on Thu 04 October 2007 by IanMcShane

SPICE GIRLS ALBUM HAS RELEASE DATE DELAYED

What do HMV, Amazon, Woolworth, Virgin and Tesco have in common? Apart from selling a lovely range of CD racks and board games, they make up a major slice of the UK record sales market, so when it comes to new releases they’re pretty much on the ball...

Oddly, they all seemed to think that the Spice Girls Greatest Hits album will be released on 5th November this year, though the band's management appear to be disputing this date. The more cynical might say that someone informed them that this would be the release date, but the only other explanation is that the big five retailers came up with the exact same date independent of each other, as a lucky guess.

Surely the mighty Spice Girls wouldn’t be chopping and changing the release date of their CD? You know, the one that will be seen as a massive failure if it doesn’t shoot straight to the top of the charts?

And the album that would be going head to head with new releases by Leona Lewis and Westlife if it was released on Bonfire night?

No. The retailers must have got the dates mixed up in their collective heads. All at the same time. It’s not like they do this type of cut-throat business for a living, is it?

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COMMENTS

		Dames on Thu 04 October 2007 said... Hopefully it'll be a real MASHUP of styles... y'know, bit of street, broken beat, d&b and urban flavas reclaiming what Girls Aloud did with the template... not to mention some rock as the kids like a bit of that, some licks that sound like Wannabe, some knowing swipes at media (savvy, see?). Right, job done now fuck off and die in pain and squalor.
		papers on Thu 04 October 2007 said... It doesn't matter when it gets released. It's still bound to be shit.
		MrsMoon on Thu 04 October 2007 said... Posh vanishes as she hides behind her microphone...
		SukieBapswent on Thu 04 October 2007 said... I thought it would do well on 31st October. Picuture if you will...trick or Treat mr? piss off kids...right that's it mr....cue kids playing the album at full blast on their "ghetto blaster" plus the fact that they do look like witches and posh could double as the broomstick...now that's marketing!!!!
		spinderola on Thu 04 October 2007 said... Auto-tuner bosh bosh bosh! It will still be shite on a bike.
		josiewales on Thu 04 October 2007 said... Lollypop head stick whore. Dyke. Someone out of Quincy. The next Courtney Love and a foul, filthy northern skankbag
		Riley on Thu 04 October 2007 said... Posh couldnt make it to the interview, so they stuck a cardboard cut-out on the end, and by christ, nobody noticed. AGAIN!
		minjeeta on Thu 04 October 2007 said... Is it me or is that a cardboard cut-out of posh?
		doctorcuntos on Fri 05 October 2007 said... aaaaaggggggggghhh. Make it stop. That one on left is scaring me.
		Dames on Fri 05 October 2007 said... I just noiced the dot com thing behind them Again, more incredible marketing acumen. Now if it had dp's, gang bangs and Scary with horses might be tempted but I doubt it...
		RoyKeane on Fri 05 October 2007 said... I hope it crashes and burns, then that way we will see Baby staring in nasty Grot flicks. I hope
		Speedwolf on Sat 06 October 2007 said... Sporty is lookin more and more like Cat Power. She should ditch the other ugly whores and go solo.