IT WAS ME, MINI-ME

The sex tape of diminutive actor Verne Troyer which was splashed across the internet last week caused a few ructions, in particular, posing the question – who on earth leaked this? Not Vern himself it would appear, judging by his reaction (going straight to the courts and having the tape removed from the website TMZ.com).

And it certainly wasn't 'aspiring actress' Ranae Shrider, the woman who featured in the tape (and appeared to be trying to suffocate the tiny actor with her breasts), and who later reacted angrily to the tape seeing the light of day.

No, it was Mr Kowalski, the owner of the old ski-lodge, and he would have got away with it too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their talking Great Dane. Just joking, it was actually Shrider who leaked the tape, presumably in an attempt to do more than aspire to be an actress.

It seems that TMZ were given permission to air the tape by Shrider, an act she admitted in a signed declaration to the court, which means that the tape can now once again be viewed online. So you can watch it again if you really want, but you might want to watch something less exploitative and stomach-churning. Stuff without Ranae Shrider in it for example.