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SOPHIE ELLIS BEXTOR HAS ANOTHER POP AT POSH SPICE

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Sophie Ellis-Bextor (the woman who has a face like a satellite dish that has been caught wandering through a school fete and been attacked by a face painter that can only do ugly cats) has re-ignited her war of words with Victoria Beckham.

The pair fell out in the late 19th century, embroiled in a row over chart positions for Mr. Edison's patented gramophone discs, when she beat Posh's 'Out Of Your Mind' (featuring Lord Dane Bowers of Jordan-Toe and the Verity-Steppers) with her dance-hall anthem 'If This Is Not Love' in association with Groove-Combustion-Engine.

The pair were fabulously feisty towards each other, then both gradually sank into a swamp of motherhood and rubbish music. Now Sophie, the Jodrell Bank of pop music, has lined her massive face up towards the star called 'Controversy' and let loose once again, now she is no longer famous.

"I don't like the video," she said of the new Spice Girls offering. Fair enough. Neither does the whole UK, judging by their chart position. Surely she wouldn't use this attack as a reason to talk about herself and her career to date though, surely?

"I don't understand why they're singing in their underwear when they're talking about friendship. It's all about context. I've done advertisements for Monsoon and spreads for men's magazines, but they are supposed to be singing about being friends - why do they have to be in their bra and pants to do that?"

Hmm. She may be on a moral high horse, but a short Google search might reveal Sophie in a candid shot being a lot more indiscreet. I believe the phrase is 'The Full Ginger Downstairs Mix-Up On Display'.

COMMENTS
Fabio on Tue 13 November 2007 said...
never got ya rat out though eh? *sighs*
LuciferSam on Tue 13 November 2007 said...
Where is this candid shot you speak of ? I can't find it and will not rest until I do.
CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 13 November 2007 said...
That's ten minutes of my life wasted on google I'll never get back.
HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay on Tue 13 November 2007 said...
ew is the only word i can muster
LuciferSam on Tue 13 November 2007 said...
I've decided to forget the picture and solemnly move on with my life.
CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 13 November 2007 said...
Having looked at her freakish face I also can do without seeing her nether regions.
jnewco81 on Tue 13 November 2007 said...
took 10 seconds to find: http://www.yorkshiresoul.org/sophiemin.jpg
lightupvirginmary on Tue 13 November 2007 said...
context! it's still your underwear, so not much of a high horse really.
themong on Tue 13 November 2007 said...
'Downstairs Mix-Up' talking of which the Mighty Boosh new series starts tomorrow.
robbie22 on Wed 14 November 2007 said...
She looks like a feking wasp
Fucksocks! on Wed 14 November 2007 said...
Had no idea she'd suffered a stroke. Get well soon, Sophie. xxx
Plodder on Wed 14 November 2007 said...
"The Jodrell bank of pop music" Fuck that got me laughing.
strangelad on Wed 14 November 2007 said...
When you say "words" presumably you mean word, as they're both low IQed monsyllablic munters.
JamesBlast on Thu 15 November 2007 said...
Fuck me! burn my eyes
Freefall on Thu 15 November 2007 said...
Its a dog alright, but id do it..
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