SOME LIKE MARILYN HOT TO THE TUNE OF I.5 MILLION DOLLARS

MONROE SEX TAPE!

Published on Tue 15 April 2008 by basko

SOME LIKE MARILYN HOT TO THE TUNE OF I.5 MILLION DOLLARS

Marilyn Monroe really was the first sex icon wasn't she? Forget these naff socialite imitators of today, the woman who only wore 'Chanel No.5' in bed even had the first sex tape scandal. And she was classy, none of this seedy mobile phone videos with Calum Best for her, no this was prime Kennedy cock… probably, although no one can really tell because the pictures are so fuzzy.

Apparently Marilyn Monroe can be seen performing oral sex on an unidentified man in the silent 15 minute black and white footage. Fifteen minutes!

But one businessman doesn't mind how fuzzy/silent/black and white the images are as he's just paid $1.5m for a duplicate of the footage, which has got to be the most expensive wank in history… well other than Terminal 5 at Heathrow.

For more pictures of the late actress (how we remember her) click below.

MARILYN MONROE, CHANEL NO.5, SOME LIKE IT HOT, PRESIDENT KENNEDY

pass it on print article

IT'S THE EBAY-CKHAMS
MUMMY'S BOY
EN-CYRUS-PAEDIA SHIT-TANICA
NEWSMOUND
FIGHTING TALK

BEYOND THE PALIN
DESPERATE DENIALS
PUSH THE MUTE BUTTON
SLIPPERY IN DEBT
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP

COMMENTS

		MrsMoon on Tue 15 April 2008 said... If she was in her prime today, she would be be put on a starvation diet after pressure from the Hollywood Studios, dumb fucks.
		PrincessTiiaammii on Tue 15 April 2008 said... the only difference between her and the slags of today is a pair of knickers
		Kitty on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Gorgeous wasn't she? However I think the list of who could be in the cocksucking sex tape would be as long as a bog roll. Poor dear was on her knees for every studio head there was until she got famous and was royally shafted by her 'friends' the Rat Pack, who basically pimped the poor cow out.
		GeoffreyWode on Tue 15 April 2008 said... Can we see Kennedys gruntmuscle then please?
		Frix133 on Tue 15 April 2008 said... ... most expensive wank other than terminal 5. Nicely put HM.
		Frix133 on Tue 15 April 2008 said... sounds like anna nicole smith kitty
		bastardcuntflapsver2 on Tue 15 April 2008 said... cunt
		thundachick on Tue 15 April 2008 said... her sex tape probley knocks the likes of hilton and anderson into a rusty bucket.
		MrsMoon on Wed 16 April 2008 said... True, Kitty, not saying it's right, but quite a few of yesteryear's stars blew their way to fame and fortune...even Clark Gable, so it is rumoured.
		JiggeryCock on Wed 16 April 2008 said... Fifteen minutes? God what a sexual athlete!
		dandyboy on Wed 16 April 2008 said... Does look like she's suffering from Hilton Eye in that picture though, which suddenly makes her rather smackable...
		Dames on Wed 16 April 2008 said... meh. You can see Lolo Ferrari with about 3 blokes for free on a certain german site if you're after deceased, thick blondes.