Is You Chattin' At Me?

For some reason television executives, like dogs returning to their own vomit, have a strange fascination with Jade Goody. They can't help themselves when this chattering moron shuffles back into their meeting rooms with an oily and cheap TV proposal.

Perhaps she has some kind of Jedi mind trick, waving her hand at them and ordering: "Make shit TV and employ thick racist, you will."

Anyway, she's back and as usual she's going for the 'fish out of water' scenario. Unfortunately, it's not 'Jade Meets The Taliban' ("Fackin'ell! Why's you got beards, then?!") but something more mundane.

Jade will be training at the world famous Lee Strasberg Academy in New York, where Robert De Niro honed his acting skills. She has graciously allowed several camera crews to follow her progress. Oh great.

Strasberg was famous for devising the Method school of acting, where the actor 'becomes' the role they play, both on screen and off. Here's hoping Jade is regularly cast as struck-silent woman with a phobia of cameras, soon.