Sir Elton John wanted to have dinner with Danny from 'Hearsay'

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Published on Fri 20 July 2007 by IanMcShane

Sir Elton John wanted to have dinner with Danny from 'Hearsay'

There's a pattern emerging here. Sir Elton John turns his hissy invective upon a figure in the music business, launches a big gay tirade against them and then a few weeks later apologises and asks them out for dinner. Crazy flirtation technique, Sir! Well, if that's the only way to float your boat, Sir Elton, go for it. I won't be telling your partner, David Furniture.

Elton had previously slagged off 'The Westloife Scarecrow' Brian McFadden, then invited him out for dinner to apologise, perhaps telling him how sorry he was that the Irishman had wasted sperm on a Biblical demon from Warrington.

Now, Kim Marsh, herself not a woman who shies away from publicity, has revealed that her ex-Hear'Say bandmate Danny Foster was also asked out for dinner after a verbal shoeing from the fat piano-botherer.

Maybe he really was sorry. More likely he thought Danny could get him one of his songs onto the 'Shrek' soundtrack, being the star of the movie and all...

elton john, david furnish, danny foster, kim marsh, Brian McFadden, hear'say

pass it on print article

YOU'RE BOOKED
CLAP YOUR HANDS, SAY YEAH
GIRL ON FILM
NEWSMOUND
POOPS!.. SHE'S IN IT AGAIN

TWO SMOKING TURKEYS
SPINNING A TALE
NO JOKERS
HARD AT THE COLE FACE
BEGGING FOR MERCY

COMMENTS

		JiggeryCock on Fri 20 July 2007 said... Half-true in so far as it was 'EJ wanted to have dinner OF Danny from HearSay' the rotund gobbler.
		RoyKeane on Fri 20 July 2007 said... Fat bald man cock lover
		dandyboy on Fri 20 July 2007 said... Roy, you've just summed up Elton's entire existence in 5 words. I doff my cap.
		RoyKeane on Fri 20 July 2007 said... I am here to please young Dandy
		on Fri 20 July 2007 said... Just as Channel Bore are pushing a fucking gay season down my neck to the point of nausea, this miserable fucking raddled old queer crawls out from under his cowpat to rile me even more.Hey Elton, I heard you've had SO MUCH double tagging from big fat nigger cock you have to wear a tampon up your prolapsed arse,lest you leak bum gravy into your sweaty pink knickers.DIE you horrible cunt.Your MUSIC stinks of shit and YOU smell even WORSE.
		Marshfield on Fri 20 July 2007 said... I suppose he's already had Noel from Hear'say, if not it's probably a sure thing. And I know McFadden has put his little leprechaun in some dodgy places (Kerry Katona for one), but by recent form he's cleaned up his act, why would he want to... oh that's right to get his musical career back on track.
		Sundaeg1rl on Sat 21 July 2007 said... That's an interesting chat-up technique. Slag them off then wine and dine them...I must remember that scribbles down in notebook slags off George Clooney and Angelina Jolie apologises waits
		Sundaeg1rl on Sat 21 July 2007 said... P.S. Elton's glasses are made of barley sugar, and some fucker's gotten peckish and nibbled round the edges. And why are Charlie from Busted and Stacey Slater from 'Enders lurking in the background?
		on Sat 21 July 2007 said... Shut up you fat ugly lazy cunt.Go and order another pizza you brainless turd.
		on Sat 21 July 2007 said... Hi I'm Sir Elton John.I just want to DENY having a threesome with a badger and Noel Edmonds right NOW! I don't bleeding CARE if noone mentioned it,I'm mentioning it NOI. Noi there's nowt like that cathartic feeling when you reveal you've turned into a fat Irish lazy overpaid slob.Hi,I'm Eamonn Holmes and you can sit there and watch me get fatter while some vacuous bint witters on about healthy eating see you after the break MMMMMmmmmm chips and deep fried Mars Bars!
		sirbuckle on Sat 21 July 2007 said... mornin Sundae G1RL slutter
		sirbuckle on Sat 21 July 2007 said... xxxxxxX
		scroteybollox on Sat 21 July 2007 said... he just wants killing.....nuff said.
		MrsMoon on Sat 21 July 2007 said... i'd beat him repeatedly in his gay face with a shovel until his chicken-loving wig came off...
		Sundaeg1rl on Sat 21 July 2007 said... kisses Sirbuckle, the dirty manwhore
		jonnysunspecs on Sun 22 July 2007 said... i bet one thing, no one has ever heard elton fart in years, his ass must look like ground zero 9/11 by now, i bet the hoteliers love it when he stays having to clean all the shit off of everything, still nothing a gallon of petrol and a match wouldnt sort out.
		on Mon 23 July 2007 said... hmmm. Axe in the face, a la American Psycho methinks. Split those glasses that look like they've been attacked by a hyperactive gerbil right down the middle and do the world a big favour. Then back to base for debrief and cocktails...