SIR ALAN SUGAR TALKS TO HOLY MOLY ABOUT THE APPRENTICE AND MONEY

WHEN HOLY MOLY MET ALAN SUGAR

Published on Wed 26 March 2008 by HOLYMOLY!

SIR ALAN SUGAR TALKS TO HOLY MOLY ABOUT THE APPRENTICE AND MONEY

Holy Moly has got really busy lately, meaning the office is a state, the tea isn't getting made and there is no-one to collect the post and fend off lawyers. We needed a janitor. Luckily it looks like we found the ideal candidate...

Don't forget to watch Sir Alan Sugar on the new series of The Apprentice tonight on BBC1 at 9pm and watch him do what he does best. Which is swear at idiots and fire people.

We've seen the first episode and rest assured he is on good form. Tonight's is all about chopping fish to pieces. The blokes are a bunch of absolute idiots and crumble immediately.

WATCH OUT FOR:

"I could literally dangle a bell round my neck from being such a scape goat"

Cod you believe it!
We've Haddock enough!
There's no plaice for you here!
(You're fired! - Ed)

HOLY MOLY, SIR ALAN SUGAR, INTERVIEW, THE APPRENTICE, BBC

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COMMENTS

		roland82 on Wed 26 March 2008 said... you're fried, dont you mean
		dandyboy on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Sugar was in the HM office and didn't fire the monkey? Then he's a cunt.
		felchlord5000 on Wed 26 March 2008 said... Just look at the walnut headed cunt. This is what passes for a 'Captain of Industry' nowadays
		POOSTRIPE on Thu 27 March 2008 said... is alan the long lost brother of sid james ?