SINGER MAY NOT PERFORM AT THE BRITS

AMY WINEHOUSE UPDATE

Published on Wed 20 February 2008 by Fatty

SINGER MAY NOT PERFORM AT THE BRITS

Amy Winehouse may not be performing at the Brits tonight night after she missed a vital rehearsal when she heard that her scumbag of a husband had been been trading signed snaps of her (admittedly quite horsey) face for the more narcotic horse.

The singer is apparently more than a little peeved that Blake Fielder-Orange Juice has been feeding his heroin habit by cashing in on pictures signed by her own fair hand and missed a big rehearsal for the show on Monday.

“Amy was supposed to rehearse on Monday, but didn’t show up after she discovered Blake had been trading pictures of her for drugs," said a source to The Sun.

“It's a real shame she wasn’t there for the rehearsal. Everyone got really worried. She is part of a medley, with Mark Ronson and Adele, and Daniel Merriwether, so it needs to run smoothly. It’s not just her standing on the stage on her own and singing.

“It’s sad Blake has sent her into turmoil again just before her big night. She’s been working so hard to get her head together for this.”

We're thinking the stocks would be a good punishment for Blake. Or maybe a nice go on the rack. Any other suggestions?

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COMMENTS

		Kitty on Wed 20 February 2008 said... He always does this when she is up for an award or a big night, doesnt he? The manipulative cunt. It's so obvious he can't bear the idea of her being happy, successful or clean. Stick his knackers in a vice and get someone to repeatedly hit them with a spanner. That'll focus his attention for a bit.
		mersault on Wed 20 February 2008 said... Kitty is bang on. Before the first date of her last tour, he calls her an hour before she's due to go onstage and announces he's slit his wrists and is being rushed to hospital. She then gets rat-arsed and the rest is history....except the fact that he turned up after the gig without a scratch on him. I'm glad he's doing so well in prison.
		dearlord on Wed 20 February 2008 said... control freak obv. can't bear the fact she can hit the pipe harder than him..
		Titselinabumsquirter on Wed 20 February 2008 said... Wellll rumour has it that 'Blakey' is proving to be such a monumental wanker inside that there is a £500 reward for the first person to happy slap (please god not in the showers) him and post the evidence on youtube, it's a start...
		Frix133 on Wed 20 February 2008 said... I can't believe someone in jail would exchange heroin for a one of her signed pictures???
		BustySinclair on Thu 21 February 2008 said... He should be commended for his services to mankind. Anyone preventing that ragged scarecrow from 'performing' deserves a medal.