Boy George Biffs 'Male Escort'

Pie-challenged fading pop star Boy George has been arrested on suspicion of assault and false imprisonment charges.

It's already been in today's Sun, but on the off chance you haven't heard this cracker, here are the details: To nobody's surprise at all, the kidnapee was a male escort, Auden Carlsen, who believed the extent of his duties at George's London dungeon that night would be to pose for photos for the star, or so he claims. Understandably he was surprised when the singer and a friend jumped on him and handcuffed him to a hook by the bed.

The intrepid chap managed to pull the hook from the wall and run screaming from the flat when George had turned his back to make a nice cup of tea. "I was convinced I was going to die," he blubbed, wondering how much tabloids would pay for the inside story of his great escape.

But enough of that. Here's picture of George looking even more ridiculous that usual.