Mess O'Connor

Hooray! Sinead O'Connor is back to bring happiness and a hint of madcap jollity to even the most mundane of lives, as only the Gaelic giggler can.

The ostrich-headed singer is chortling her way back onto the world stage with her latest laugh-fest album, 'Theology', a light hearted two-disc acoustic and electric release that's certain to bring the 'fun' back into 'religious fundamentalism'. Or maybe just the 'mentalism'.

"There are wars being fought all over the world and this is mainly due to the way they interpret theology," she squawked, clearly having taken notes from the Ozzy Osbourne school of stating the fucking obvious while trying to sound informed. "They use violence to sort things out but I am showing that this does not have to be the case."

And lo! Sinead did unite the differing religions and ensured that Muslim, Christian and Jew put their differences aside (while ignoring the Hindus). Eternal redemption is available through a shit, wobbly sung album and via her new single, 'I Don't Know How To Love Him', written by those lesser prophets of our times, Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber.