Simon Cowell and other US TV stars salaries revealed

Want to know Simon Cowell's Salary?

Published on Wed 25 July 2007 by BOURNE

Simon Cowell and other US TV stars salaries revealed

Ever wondered what Simon Cowell gets paid for laughing at the inept, the clueless and the downright idiotic US public? Well, click "Read Whole Story" to find out...

$45m. Yep, $45m. That's roughly £22.5m, and just for 'American Idol'. Not to be sneered at. Unlike most of his victims on the show.

This has been revealed on the Celebitchy, along with the income of a whole load of other US telly stars that you've probably never heard of and care about even less.

Also on the list is serial philanderer Scrubs' Zach Braff, at $6.3m, CSI's William Petersen at $500k, Charlie Sheen (for 'Two And A Half Men') at $350k and the UK's own Hugh Laurie at $300k for 'House'. Queen of the pile remains Oprah Winfrey at a staggering $260m a year. Fuck.

Anyway, lend us a tenner will you, Simon?

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COMMENTS

		coops on Wed 25 July 2007 said... Wow, he's got a maske-esque detachable bottom face. What a hideous cunt.
		Buntyhoven on Wed 25 July 2007 said... Can that money not pay for a chin lift he turning into jimmy hill i tells ya
		pondscum on Wed 25 July 2007 said... OK, I take it back, he's not a cunt. He's an overpaidcunt
		Dames on Wed 25 July 2007 said... I blame Jim Carey and Harrison Ford: first to happily depict the 'obscene paycheck inverse product-quality ratio' in pop. culture but either way no amount of money will obscure that there's smack addicts everywhere decked out in better gear from charity shops than that fucking 'schoolgirl grey' t-shirt, you grisly rentboy cocksucker
		Speedwolf on Wed 25 July 2007 said... Re: Zach Braff. He is a useless cunt of the highest order and Garden State is one of the worst films I have ever seen. Braff drags New Jersey's name (a perfectly fine state) through mud. Oh, and he fancies Natalie Portman who is, like, 12 or something.
		RoyKeane on Wed 25 July 2007 said... Massive chinned, high trousered, 48EE man boobed cunt of the premier order
		RoyKeane on Wed 25 July 2007 said... William Petersen is a dude though
		on Wed 25 July 2007 said... 45mill! thats fuck all! vic mackey gets paid his own weight in broken bones
		chovnik on Wed 25 July 2007 said... speedwolf, are you fucking mad ? natalie is well tidy
		Marshfield on Wed 25 July 2007 said... Just for all you fact fans the figures mentioned for Hugh Laurie (top bloke), Charlie (Likes the Charlie) Sheen and William Peterson are per episode (of which there are about 22), whilst the others are annual figures - or at least I hope so. As for Simon Cowell fooling the yanks out of $45m - good on him, and still comes back her to fleece ITV (and therefore us) for millions more. The money I could forgive him for earning but for pushing crap on us like Paul Potts, Ray Quinn, Shayne Ward, Steve Brookstein, G4, Gareth Gates, and all the other talentless wannabe wastes-of-space - that is when it starts to gall somewhat.
		on Wed 25 July 2007 said... Simon Cowell.The only man created from human sewage to wear trousers with a 40 inch chest.Die
		dandyboy on Thu 26 July 2007 said... And he's got a face just made for smacking with a clothes iron
		LoneGunMan on Thu 26 July 2007 said... WHY?