No, your eyes don't deceive you, this really is Sienna 'Grubby Tits' Miller's first ever photo shoot, taken in London when she was 17. And, aside from looking like the opening shot of an amateur porn spread, it's just wrong in so many other ways too.
Let's go through the list:
- Grotty, tarty boots? Check.
- Vile nylon miniskirt? Check.
- Hideous, ill-fitting mock-croc top? Check.
- Seedy, shabby, suburban kitchen worktop setting? Check.
All pretty comical, I'm sure you'll agree. But the best thing about these pictures? Those tatty, nasty sock tops poking out of her boots. I don't think Kate Moss really needs to worry about her crown being stolen, do you?
