SIN-DY MILLER

After various lurid newspaper reports at the weekend linking Balthazar Getty with Sienna Miller, the fallout has begun. Getty, an actor and oil heir, denied the affair, trotting around on his moral high horse despite various pictures showing the pair in fairly intimate restaurant scenes which could have only been accompanied by the captions, "No, you have some of my prawn salad!" -  "Well, only if you sample a few inches of my wiener schnitzel!"

As a result of the photos and stories, Getty's wife Rosetta decided to take an unplanned holiday to Italy with their four children, though she significantly forgot to ask Balthazar along for the ride. Doing the noble thing and still protesting his innocence, Getty jetted out to Italy almost immediately in order to win back his wife.

Well, he jetted out almost immediately. He did pause long enough to pick up a certain British actress en route to the airport, so that she might come along for this marriage-saving trip. The 'Page Six' section of the New York Daily Post reports...

"A source spotted [Balthazar and Sienna] dining the other night at hotel Le Sirenuse on the Amalfi Coast. 'They were really rude, and Sienna kept smoking.'"

Well, what a classy woman, turning up to the scene of her lover's reconciliation to add a bit of moral support. It's a bit like a wolf sitting outside a sheep pen and drumming its claws impatiently before the oncoming feast.