SNATCH OF THE DAY

How much would you pay for a glimpse of Sienna Miller's snatch? It has cost the News Of The World the best part of forty grand as today's legal proceedings closed with the eternally up and coming actress accepting the highest invasion of privacy damages in UK history for nude photos they printed of the actress.

Not to mention the most expensive Brazilian wax in history...

This afternoon Miller, who shot to fame as Jude Law's girlfriend and went on to be unremarkable in all those big films such as the one about that famous artist's girlfriend and the other one that was something about fairy tales was awarded £37,000 damages by the snooping scandal hounds at Britain's biggest selling tabloid.

This knocks Naomi Campbell's three and a half grand payout for photos of her leaving rehab into a cocked hat and now Sienna Miller can afford as many cocked hats are her heart desires...

It's probably the most deserved earnings she has ever made.