SIENNA MILLER HAS BEEN LIVING WITH BALTHAZAR FOR A MONTH

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Published on Wed 16 July 2008 by IanMcShane

SIENNA MILLER HAS BEEN LIVING WITH BALTHAZAR FOR A MONTH

You've no doubt seen the classy pictures of Sienna Miller cavorting with Balthazar Getty on a yacht, both of them topless and him promising to swab her poop deck. Now The New York Daily News is claiming that the couple have actually been living together in Getty's home in LA for a month, or around about ten minutes after she told Rhys Ifans: "It's not you, it's me. No, it really is me, I'm off."

Despite the fact that Getty has four children and the name of his wife Rosetta tattooed on his chest, this clearly wasn't enough for Sienna to take the hint and leave well alone. But no, we do her a disservice, because you see, the marriage break-up isn't Sienna's fault at all!

An un-named source (who may or may not have the surname 'Miller') told the newspaper:

"Sienna didn't break up his marriage. It's been in trouble for a year. The truth is, they've quietly separated."

Well what better way to keep it quiet than dating one of the world's most gossiped about women and then taking her on a yacht so she can whirl her breasts (like two carrier bags full of sick) around and keep the whole affair about as quiet as a one-man band falling down a set of concrete stairs.

SIENNA MILLER, LIVING WITH, BALTHAZAR Getty, yacht, topless

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COMMENTS

		degzy on Wed 16 July 2008 said... Ahh, my scoop, you found out then. Well done. Does that mean we don't have to look at that fake coupon anymore. Glad to see the back of the f*****g slut.
		titmonkeyferrettwat on Wed 16 July 2008 said... I hope the cock-stained, sausage-titted whore fades into obscurity like a fart in a hurricane.
		degzy on Wed 16 July 2008 said... Titmonkeyferrettwat, thats a mouthful. I bet you'd still give her a mouthful, and then snowball it.
		doobieduck on Wed 16 July 2008 said... this slapper give women a bad name...ugly, black souled harridan!
		dearlord on Wed 16 July 2008 said... doesn't he have an 8 month old baby? way to take responsibility.
		rachael on Wed 16 July 2008 said... I think her PR person gave that message to the press you know its just to tone down the fact that she has wrecked someone elses marriage. At least Angelina had kids with brad (Jennifer had none) and seems to be in a happy and successfull relationship but her, well you know she is gonna go on to the next married sucka with 4-9 children and destroy the family she has done it before and she will do it again Her parents have not taught her morals and have force fed her compliments and sausages and electricuted her braincells.
		PrincessTiiaammii on Wed 16 July 2008 said... rachael, HURRAH!!
		MrsMoon on Wed 16 July 2008 said... There's a cerain type of actor/actress who think they live in a consequence free world, where they think they can fuck whoever they like and leave disaster and heartbreak in their wake without a backward glance...She's one of those, thinking she's being ever so bohemian, we all know she's a whore...i wonder how many cocks she has sucked to forge such an unremarkable career on zero talent?
		BlartMonster on Wed 16 July 2008 said... A nasty skanky piece of work
		degzy on Wed 16 July 2008 said... The thing that always crosses my mind, is. How much non celeb cock has she had aswell, the f***g low down hoe. Fk me she'd get a wide birth, on our council estate...
		ArthursCarKill on Wed 16 July 2008 said... He was alright in Young Guns II. Which was eighteen years ago. She was alright giving me a blowie for a twenty. Which was just last month.
		darkfung on Wed 16 July 2008 said... I agree with the Rachael on this one - this Sienna is just climbing peoples ladders to get successful - look out tony Blair you will be next one on her pole !
		degzy on Wed 16 July 2008 said... My mate did her in ibiza last year, and i'm being serious...
		POOSTRIPE on Wed 16 July 2008 said... So Sienna.....what first attracted you to the multi-millionaire Balthazar Getty ? As Mrs Merton would say.
		Toppy on Wed 16 July 2008 said... It's so tediously predictable how quickly the misogynist horseshit rains down in a situation like this. Attractive sexy woman has a lot of sex? Whore! Seen with married man? Homewrecker! Perhaps he and his wife are separated or estranged? Perhaps she's having affairs too? No-one's got a fucking clue what's going on here and therefore no-one has any business leaping to the defence of the 'wronged' wife. She can speak for herself, no? One thing IS for sure - if a married man is screwing around, he's the one who has to answer to his conscience. It's not like Sienna put him in a headlock, is it? And whatever you think, she's not flaunting their relationship. They're on a private holiday & can't do anything about being stalked 24/7 by the paparazzi. I'm not a massive fan of Sienna and her strange munchkin neck but she's blonde, she's hot, she obviously doesn't give a flying fuck about her image and is probably dynamite in bed. She's going to have fun. She's going to fuck up. And all the people pursing their lips in moral horror are just crumpled inside with envy.
		degzy on Wed 16 July 2008 said... Im not. Though i must confess, to me she was some actress that was in the tabloids. But obviously with so much media attention i have noticed in her images, she has a very pretty face. She's got a back like a f***g olympic weightlifter. And yes you could be correct sbout her being dynamite in bed. I used to fk a petite bird like & yes she was sex mad. Did i say petite. I'm sorry i meant a midget...
		framey on Thu 17 July 2008 said... Come on Toppy, forgetting her nymphomania for a minute, she is perfectly able to achieve a private life if she wants. When you say that they're "on a private holiday & can't do anything about being stalked 24/7 by the paparazzi" that is blatantly BS. She could probably ask her agent not to call the paparazzi up and describe her location down to the minutest detail. That would probably help guarantee anonymity. But he there's no such thing as bad publicity eh? She set the entire thing up from the start, guaranteed.
		BlartMonster on Thu 17 July 2008 said... What framey said and doubled...
		emmal2 on Fri 18 July 2008 said... I triple it. Parading around with your tits out in full view of the paparazzi with a married man? Only one conclusion can be drawn: you are both twats. And no I'm not envious- my vagina is STD free so I already have one up on Sluttyenna. Oh and Toppy- "shes blonde shes hot" ain't gonna go very far with most people as a defence. Just so you know. In case you're thinking about going into law or something...