TWIN TOWN

Sienna 'grubby tits' Miller and Rhys 'has he been in anything since Notting Hill?' Ifans have recently revealed their matching tattoos - a swallow in full flight, how classy.

And if this isn't proof that they're at it like a pair of teenagers, I don't know what is.

Despite all the evidence to the contrary, they are still claiming that they are doing nothing of the sort and are merely good friends... who live together, are never seen apart and even get the same tattoos.

According to The Sun, Sienna and Rhys were seen in a tattoo parlour in Dublin where Rhys got a swallow on his right wrist mirroring the one on Sienna's left wrist.

Is it just me or are they starting to look like each other in general too? The same sunglasses and obviously the same hairdresser. All she needs now is to do is grow some stubble and they'd make a good blond version of the Gallagher brothers.

 

But there's a strong chance this is an elaborate ruse by the pair of them to raise Ifans's profile so he gets a decent film role. I don't know what you're thinking, but after his performance as Eyeball Paul in 'Kevin and Perry Go Large', this would be very bad news indeed.