THE SISTERS GRIM

Kate Moss and Sienna Miller make up. No, they haven't just brought out their own brands of eyeshadow for manic depressives made from whale sperm and gelatine, the pair are actually friends again after what seems like literally minutes of bitchiness and cat fights.

I for one am delighted. If this pair can do it... Come on Palestine and Israel, for your differences are mere dust motes in the cosmic scheme of things. Kate fell out with Sienna for copying her style, stealing her friends and basically recreating 'Single White Female' but with less humour and more hordes of braying simpletons from the trendier parts of London.

So let's rejoice at the true spirit of Christmas. Kate appeared loose-legged and somewhat refreshed, hanging out of the back of a black cab before disappearing into Sienna's cosy London home at 1am.

Literally within hours, carol singing was heard oozing through the windows of the house. They probably had a Secret Santa planned all along and hopefully the night finished with a nice game of Twister, though Kate might struggle to understand the complex rules.

You can forget your First World War soldiers meeting up in No Man's Land for a football match, this is the true meaning of Christmas.