Sheryl Crow Hires Hollywood Uber-Nanny

Nanny Crow's Best

Published on Thu 31 May 2007 by IanMcShane

Sheryl Crow Hires Hollywood Uber-Nanny

After nearly a fortnight of looking after her adopted son, Sheryl Crow has admitted defeat gracefully and hired the services of Hollywood robo-nanny Myra, who previously cleaned up the sick and wiped the shitty arses of the children of Julia Roberts and Reese Witherspoon.

Having engaged the nanny's services, Sheryl has suddenly realised how easy this child-rearing lark is, and plans to adopt more children. For the nanny to look after.

After careful research, Crow decided that the best place to bottle feed her new plaything (for maximum exposure and publicity) would be slap-bang in the middle of the Ralph Lauren store in Malibu.

News eventually spread, after she spent 40 minutes waiting in vain for photographers to show up, and she was rewarded with a gaggle of paps, at which point she left the store, sporting a 'Why won't they let me feed my new pet in peace?' expression. While on the phone to her agent and several glossy magazines.

Sheryl Crow, Hollywood adoptions, Myra, Nanny, Holy Moly, Holy News, Celebrity, Gossip, reese witherspoon

pass it on print article

YOU'RE BOOKED
CLAP YOUR HANDS, SAY YEAH
GIRL ON FILM
NEWSMOUND
POOPS!.. SHE'S IN IT AGAIN

TWO SMOKING TURKEYS
SPINNING A TALE
NO JOKERS
HARD AT THE COLE FACE
BEGGING FOR MERCY

COMMENTS

		JiggeryCock on Thu 31 May 2007 said... Call that a chest? It looks like Lt Worf from Star Trek is trying climb out the front of her dress.
		TapperZukie on Thu 31 May 2007 said... That's what I was thinking - looks like some 80 yr old grannies chest - yuk!
		RayReardon on Thu 31 May 2007 said... nice boobies....
		PISSTRAMP on Thu 31 May 2007 said... It's still early but I propose that JiggeryCock has already posted the comment-of-the-day.
		TapperZukie on Thu 31 May 2007 said... howabout - 'she's got a chest like a melted wellie'
		gudinuf on Thu 31 May 2007 said... Oh Sheryl :(
		BollockyBill on Thu 31 May 2007 said... I used to like that bird but her tits look like yoghurt pots in a carrier bag!! Shame.
		DickMarsh on Thu 31 May 2007 said... You bastards deleated all my posts. And ive been ill, iv had my own head in the bog for 2 days (how ironic)
		on Thu 31 May 2007 said... I'd do the nanny
		anneka on Thu 31 May 2007 said... she has a huuuge crevice in her chest and a face like a slapped arse
		pondscum on Thu 31 May 2007 said... She's obviously mixed up. Washboard stomach, not washboard chest, and only on blokes.
		Zigmund on Thu 31 May 2007 said... Eh, guys.... She Did have Breast Cancer...
		Twiglet on Thu 31 May 2007 said... Wasn't it Anastasyerwhatsherface who had breast cancer?
		anneka on Thu 31 May 2007 said... she was diagnosed with breast cancer but it wasn't like she had a masectomy or anything which would result in a crevice akin to the grand canyon
		Zigmund on Thu 31 May 2007 said... Yep. Her too. And Brave Kylie(TM).