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SHARON OSBOURNE SAYS PARIS HILTON 'HAS NO TALENT'

NO TALENT IN PARIS

SHARON OSBOURNE SAYS PARIS HILTON 'HAS NO TALENT'

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Sharon Osbourne doesn't usually unleash pearls of wisdom (after all, this is a woman who chooses to express her irritation by sending people she dislikes a box full of shit) but now the queen of plastic surgery has said something we can all agree on. She has announced that Paris Hilton 'has no talent'.

Shazza commented on Paris, who is good friends with Kelly and Jack (but might not be anymore), and said:

"She has no talent. I'm sure Paris would tell you that herself."

We highly doubt that. But we might give her call later and try and get it on tape.

When asked why she thought Paris was so successful (excluding her work, 'One Night in Paris' and being incredibly rich) Sharon continued:

"Timing was right for her. She’s got a look a lot of younger girls liked and copied. She’s a very sweet girl. But that’s it. Then you put a full stop."

She's made her point.

Now, who is going to be bold enough and say the same about Kelly?

COMMENTS
Razorjaw on Mon 04 August 2008 said...
Sharon Osbourne needs to be put down.
strangelad on Mon 04 August 2008 said...
Unlike her own children who are obviously a gift to the entertainment world, well, perhaps only in pie eating circles, Kelly can "allegedly" eat a full 5 kilo pork pie in 30 seconds flat, mouth like an anaconda apparently.
Geushky on Mon 04 August 2008 said...
The whole family is a Cuntfest.
QueenofHeartsx on Mon 04 August 2008 said...
yes and her children are real talents.. where would the world be without Jack's "Adrenaline Rush" and Kelly's monotone voice on Radio 1 ?
chec2k on Mon 04 August 2008 said...
Hasn't she got a husband to sort out?
framey on Mon 04 August 2008 said...
Botoxed munter with stapled stomach and a personality like a piece of shit covered in sulphuric acid then set on fire. That's not a pearl of wisdom, it's a statement of the fucking obvious.
luzbahia on Mon 04 August 2008 said...
She should comment on herself and her kids WHO HAVE NO CLASS AND NO TALENT
twattyspice on Tue 05 August 2008 said...
Pot , kettle, black ?
Kermit on Tue 05 August 2008 said...
Drop the act "Shazza", everyone is totally bored of it- go back and nurse your spaz of a husband... and GET OFF our screens!!!
hamstir on Tue 05 August 2008 said...
to be fair though, she's right
Speedwolf on Thu 07 August 2008 said...
That aubergine-faced cunt Sharon Osbourne has no talent either. Her and Paris should duet on a cover of Changes. What???
rachael on Tue 12 August 2008 said...
this woman really is a big shitted cunt because she cant swollow her own stories and look at her children,,,,all of them have been to re-hab and are clearly over eaters (PIGS) I do agree that Plastic Paris is nothing more than a cover of make up a designer dress and a few catchy phrases I dont think you could have a real conversation with Paris like you could Sharon though.
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