Sharon Osbourne lets four-letter tirade loose at Gene Simmons

Sweary Sharon Does It Again

Published on Thu 24 May 2007 by BOURNE

Sharon Osbourne lets four-letter tirade loose at Gene Simmons

Oh God, she's done it again. Sharon Osbourne, a woman with a mouth so foul it would take an oil tanker full of soap to wash it out, has let fly another expletive-laden attack, this time at pointy-tongued lady lover Gene Simmons from Kiss.

"He said that our kids are on drugs and that his aren't messed up like that," moaned the boot-faced arch harridan to Blender magazine. "He'll always be C-list, and his wife's snatch has been rubbed on every pole in L.A. I'll fucking tear his head off and stick it up his wife's cunt!"

Charming. But then maybe that's all that can be expected from a woman who sends boxes of her own shit to those who displease her.

I can now hear the gentle pillow talk Chez Shaz 'n' Oz, and, Christ, do I wish to fuck that I couldn't.

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IT'S THE EBAY-CKHAMS
MUMMY'S BOY
EN-CYRUS-PAEDIA SHIT-TANICA
NEWSMOUND
FIGHTING TALK

BEYOND THE PALIN
DESPERATE DENIALS
PUSH THE MUTE BUTTON
SLIPPERY IN DEBT
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP

COMMENTS

		dandyboy on Thu 24 May 2007 said... Is Sharon Osbourne Decider or Dick Marsh in disguise?
		PerryNayum on Thu 24 May 2007 said... She'r probably just annoyed that she lost the ASDA commercial gig to Victoria Wood.
		on Thu 24 May 2007 said... Well I've got to admit, that's a pretty impressive tirade - 8/10. In the meantime I'd get her to bend over a park bench while I give her an aggressive buggering, Wormwwod scrubs style, until her rectal orifice resembles a ring donut made out of minced beef.
		JiggeryCock on Thu 24 May 2007 said... What a trooper! Fair makes you proud to be British. No one does swearing as good as us and Sharon here is the piss stained de resistance of an already-superior breed.
		DickMarsh on Thu 24 May 2007 said... Oh how I wish I was cool enough to send boxes of my own shit through the post, A fucking classic. Mind you, I would bum her till her arse looked like a badly de-composed kebab
		sirbuckle on Thu 24 May 2007 said... all that cash and no class what an old doinker a totally pointless excuse of a family and not even remotely entertaining, I can hear the whirring of the wheels in my gas chamber warming up
		scaryclairey on Thu 24 May 2007 said... fucking class photo. niiice laaady......
		TheViolator on Thu 24 May 2007 said... You either love her or hate her. Top marks for the abuse she slings at them pair of cunts on that "X" Factor prog, and as Dick so rightly pointed out, anyone whom posts their own turds deserves top marks. As for the buggering, anthing other than a full rectal prolaspe just wouldn't hit the spot for me.
		RayReardon on Fri 25 May 2007 said... I would stick my 3 piece, striped ebony, hand made snooker cue up her feral minge...
		HoofHearted on Fri 25 May 2007 said... Pure jealousy out of one of the most horrendous harridans to grace the planet. Gene Simmons is bang on about her cuntish spawn. Just because she wouldn't get near a dancing pole or a playboy mag even in her prime. I hope Shannon Tweed meets her some day and kicks her straight in the minge, then the face, then the minge again to make sure, then the windpipe to shut her up for fucking good so we can all get on with our lives. Divorce her Ozzy, and leave her to die alone with a paupers grave waiting for her.