In a poll conducted by
FX Channel (who just happen to broadcast plastic surgery show
'Nip/Tuck')
Sharon Osbourne has come out on top of women who have benefited from
plastic surgery, beating
Helen Mirren into second place, despite the fact that Mirren looks fantastic and natural for her age and Sharon looks like a troll that's been in a small fire.
"Both look fantastic," said a spokesman for the show 'Nip'Tuck', forgetting to add, "Please watch 'Nip/Tuck' on FX Channel because this survey cost most of our advertising budget."
Osbourne has admitted spending around £300,000 on plastic surgery to her body (which by my reckoning works out at about £5,000 per acre), meaning there is probably more of her DNA in various surgery bins around LA than sitting squawking behind the 'X Factor' desk but she has now vowed to never again go under the cosmetic surgeon's knife.
"I am content with how I look at my age and I'm really scared of ending up looking like those people whose faces are ironed and foreheads don't move."
I can't imagine Sharon's forehead moving too much either, since after all those facelifts it's probably nearer her arse than her head.
